Weirdest/funniest program you've ever written

What’s the weirdest/funniest program/script you’ve ever written and what’s the story behind it?

I’m about to get started with mine. A certain debt-dodging bugger owes me money and I feel like spamming his social media and emails or remotely infecting his computer with a Trojan that freezes his computer and displays my name (how I wish I could that right now). The money in question can’t buy a karat of emeralds but I feel like this is a good chance to test my noob coding skills. Before I go HAM on this ungrateful son of a tittyless Jezebel, I thought I should hear what you crafty, techies have done to satisfy your vindictive spirits by leveraging your cyber skills. I could use your stories and tips as inspiration (they don’t have to be about seeking vengeance).

I saw an example and went with it. Ninja played me sheet,I put his number,his wife and small bro in OLX selling PS3 for 7k

:D:D:D

Why don’t you print those “Mganga mashuhuri kutoka kitui” and use his name and phone number…
Make sure to include all manner of CONDITIONS HE FULLY TACKLES…
Give a chokora the flyers (to drop all over town) and Banners (to be glued in strategic places all over)…
Thank me later…

Hahahhaha

This would certainly rattle his cage but I want to do something that’d make him shudder at the sound of his phone’s/computer’s notifications…

Bonobos acheni ufala.

Mtu akikukosea you just move on. Otherwise trying to harass a person who messed you will just make you to lower your already low IQ, your quality of life, happiness, fortunes etc at the end of the day

All that is bullsheet. Hapa hakuna cha uyesu. If turning the other cheek makes you sleep soundly at night,good for you. Some if us were born evil…cant help causing anarchy and pandemoniums:D:cool:

interesting how kungurus leave digital trails allover, from her other emails to social media…not perfect or dependable, but i tried and it served the specific case

Weka keylogger ndio utajua information is power . They have served me very well.

There’s a high school bully to whom I would turn the other cheek. How I so regret it. I long to get even with him

:smiley: no wonder you have a server that perhaps acts as a command and control center