Weird

Nilikuwa keja until 11:30pm when I decided kwenda town nikunywe moja. Nikaketi na jamaa ana story mob ananionyesha tu picha zake na mapolitician…ananunua pombe haiishi…tena akatoa form twende tribeka…I don’t like free stuff especially from men but this might be the only chance to get my taxes back…currently figuring vile nitamtoka nikuwe keja in the next 15 minutes. Drunk driving itabidi leo

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Tahadhari kaka.Tahadhari!

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Already nimejitoa…jamaa ameenda kuongea na Avril nikatoka na speed ya 130. Off to another club. But sijawahi elewa mbona jamaa a naweza buyia jamaa pombe, especially a stranger ameget kwa bar. People are stupid…sasa nishalewa na sijatumia pesa yangu hata Bob isipokuwa mafuta.

habari ndio hiyo lakini kumbuka we need you next year pls get a cab think of uber. xmas does not mean death, jesus will always be there and so will st.peter. today i have just said farewell to a 7month girl she had no facebook instagram ktalk a/c etc to toa stress she never had a chance to take a selfie but some heartless morons did. with her in a coffin. as employers maybe we should ask for social media a/c in your cv just to weed out heartless peoples… maybe

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I can’t leave my car in town. Some guy was generous enough to buy me drinks. I had only planned for 2 beers…but a stranger akabuy mob. I will have to drive home juu niko solo at 20km/hr

ever wondered why we dont share coffins

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Don’t worry about coffins today. The road is clear, I am not that drank…and its just a 20 minute drive to my area. I will drive in the middle lane to increase my margin of error

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PRISSSSSSSSSSSSSS , YOUR EXPAT SINGO MOTHER ADVICE IS NEEDED IN 2017 . HATUTAKI ZA KUFUNGULIWA BOOT

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Relax…nimeamua kubaki club hadi morning…drinking water nikuwe sober. Though am not that drank anyway. The barmaid is under strict instructions alete maji pekee na asiniuzie fobe…luckily am at a place yenye najulikana…hata bill ya 20k naweza spend bila maswali nilipe one week later. Maji hadi morning sasa (h2o).

Si nikulipie cab na si uber.

In fact a merc

Employer ashakupea holiday break yaani? [SIZE=2]drinking late night on a slow weekday[/SIZE]

11:30 na by 1:47 when you posted this thread you were already drunk from a strangers pocket. Kwani you drink alcohol like a fish? No wonder wewe ni target ya akina Atwoli.

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Hii swali itakusaidia wewe na family yako aje sasa

Oya boss, hesabu mingi peleka ofisi

You are a killer cold heart killer. Always remember that

reduce margin of error nugu wewe

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Why waste time in a pub and the car is out in the parking so you aren’t necessarily looking after it. You sir aren’t so smart.

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Mtu random umeanza clchain yako ya handles pia? Ama ni bingwa anatroll

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was wondering too…