Weird encounter with an advocate

[Jura]

Elders nmekua nikifukuzia mrembo flani advocate. She works at a prestigious law firm na nko sure shaddy lawyers kama @dingoo_wa_ingoo wanakamua.

Finally akakubali but akarequest I accompany her to Kisumu anaenda ku attend occasion, her colleague anafanyiwa ruracio. Nikajua mwanaume nawekwa Kwa mizani na hii learned friend.

Sisi hao Kwa KQ

Finally tukafika Kisumu Dala na kuingia acacia

Food kiasi

Sasa elders cha kushangaza ni time ya mechi naona kunguru inatoa ma mafuta mingi anajipaka huko Kwa nyap, kuchunguza vizuri naona ako na some white discharge hivi. Nikapanic nikakua hesitant kumkula. Then she tells me " you can try the other route" I shrinked even more. Am just surprised how ladies nowadays are making the sewer line as an alternative to nyap.Sahi Niko Kwa bungoma line naenda home busia ndio nmefika maseno. Nmejifikiria sana.
Mambo ya gharama that’s story for another day .
Sante!

Advocate ndio huyo

[miritiandes]

Mwalimu wa tsc wewe hunfanya kazi saa ngapi

[focivo]

Hahaha gari inaongezewa mafuta kwa station, turnboy unatoroka mbio

[cortedivoire]

[dingoo_wa_ingoo]

mimi ni okshonia.

i am a little bit more informed [if i may say so myself] than the average auctioneer.

but mimi ni okshionia.

oh - and the joluo equivalent of ruracio is called nyombo.

now you know nigga.

[dingoo_wa_ingoo]

but the big question that you have not answered is:-

ulikamua ama hukukamua?

[Real2]

Ahem!!

[dingoo_wa_ingoo]

@Real2

Ahem!!

[bra_bra_cupship]

The white discharge is for when ameamsha clit na hajashugulikiwa

[dingoo_wa_ingoo]

why should we beleive you?

[bra_bra_cupship]

@dingoo_wa_ingoo

…why should we beleive you?

Haha, nishaileta a college bich from tinder, she more wanted a relationship, but i didn’t, didn’t smash usiku, but asubui she relented.

There was creamy white discharge nikimtoa panty… Nilikua nimeshtuka, but fucked her, kesi badae, later learned it’s a normal Thang

Vaginal discharge that might signal an infection

Had once invited a broadie for a sleepover but only fucked her in the morning. She had this shit when i looked down to penetrate, nikawipe off na tissue without paying much attention since it was odourless, but then again maybe it was some other dude’s impulse by the colour of it. Motherfuckin tinder bitches

[culprit_101]

@Jura

…restigious law firm na nko sure shaddy lawyers kama

Women akuwe lawyer akuwe mama mboga don’t put your hopes so high.the most awesome sex I’ve received in this life ni from women who don’t even have a career…na wengine ni Sura you can’t even be seen with in public. Kama kuna employee Fulani wa Airtel a mama she gives me the best bjs …never go out of your way to overspend on a woman especially kama si Bibi or baby mama

[EL_CUCUY]

@Real2

…
Ahem!!

Malisaa!!

[Real2]

@dingoo_wa_ingoo

…
Ahem!!

@EL_CUCUY

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Real2:

…
Ahem!!

Malisaa!!

Fake hekayas with fake pics all over kijiji nowadays

[Gaines]

Hii kijiji has so many losers with fantasies. Imagine being such a bum that you have to lift photos from IG and create a narrative to impress anonymous handles. Watu wana upii mingi sana kwa hii cesspit.

[Mauricio]

Mwalimu sasa hizi ni gani? Why fake hii maneno?

[Kodiaga]

Swali ni why was this photo taken on the day after Christmas? Naona ni kama unaanza kutubeba ujinga sana. Just like another faker @Landlord elder Jura na vile nlidhani you are somehoe a serious man

[Koji]

You were going on well until you posted the photo.

Hips za Liz Nyagem hakuna elder hazijui.

It’s quite a shame a respected elder like yourself can lie.

[slevyn]

malizeni hiyo nugu

[Maize_Combuster]

Watu wa Busia wanakuwanga wajinga sana. Tukiwa high school tuliwahi kuwa na entertainment prefect from Busia. Sato saa ya entertainment kama hio siku ni ngoma ombwakni anataka tusikize mkangala na sijui Sukuma bin Ongaro. Siku ya movie nayo was worse. Jamaa anataka tuwatch Sarafina na ngoma za lingala on loop.