Weekend in Uganda

Esteemed elders,What do I need to crossover to Uganda for the weekend to sample soft meat, so that I don’t brush shoulders with the Uganda police. The places I want to visit is Mbale and Soroti

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Ugandans are welcoming…ukiwa huko cheza kama wewe na uvute arieal kanairo style.

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You don’t need to cross. Wako Busia. Shida ni mkia zao ziko dry sana. Utatoka na vidonda

Mbale is dry. Bring us a report.

Money

Busia Kuangukia kitu soft clean ni ngumu, hao Wa Nalongo ni hardened criminals Na drug users. Ukitaka kitu Safi ya post highschool single mother enda Goodluck club ya Uganda, minus mzinga ya Gilbeys at 1k, peleka Kwa room ufinye from Friday Hadi Sunday halafu pea yeye 1k ya Kenya.

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Do I need permit to enter and stay ama ID imetosha

ID haitoshi.Mpaka uchukue temporary passport ya miezi tatu hapo customs.Ni shughuli ya 20 mins or less.

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ID is enough for UG and Rwanda

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Kwa ground mambo ni tofauti.Kuna border police hukaa kwa hio kichaka after umetoka Busia,jaribu kuwambia hivo.

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Hata hio temporary passport haitoshi mboga kwao.Mpaka uwajenge dio upite.Matatu zote lazima ziwekwe kando wakisorora wakenya.The best way to avoid them kama uko kwa psv, just blend in.Toa wrist band ya Kenyan flag,na usivae kofia arafu just assume mwenye anasorora watu,yani usimake eye contact. Alternatively,wajenge soo mbili stori iishe.

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Most of the times I have been there I haven’t had my passport stamped. The Busia boarder sio tht strict though it’s a good thing to have your passport stamped. Also often they will ask for yellow fever vaccination otherwise the immigration officer from UG will shyly wait for chai. Also be careful of the money exchangers on the boarder. Only do your exchange on authentic tawakal…Bure utalia. Also have a few of Kenyan shilling notes. It’s gold in UG

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Kama ni thao hata mimi ntapitia, lkn kwanza nieleze vizuri, Ni ukweri ulienda ukalipishwa thao, ama uliambiwa?

You only need an ID but you then have to pass through immigration at the border. You will then fill some forms and they give you a small temporary permit card. This is what you will use if you need to identify your status while in Uganda.

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Nasikia 99% of the girls squirt na wako na roast beef curtains pudesh lips

Improvisation 101 tema mate ikue kama lubricant ama paka mate kwa vidole then usugue.

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Pp

Exactly, check them out on stripchat ujionee. Lips refu kama masikio ya punda.

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Busia Uganda you need nothing! Kuna free movement of people across the border hadi 20kms ndani! Gari ndo wao husumbua lakini ukisema club penye unaenda wanakuruhusu uende

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If you will use your personal vehicle while in Uganda then talk to custom guys hapo Malaba BUT kama watumia private means, ID yatosha.

Boda guys from Malaba Kenya watakuvukisha hadi Malaba Uganda or you can just walk through mradi usionyeshe dalili za Kuku mgeni Kwa Ile gate ya kuingia ug coz watakuomba chai. Baada ya hapo abiri hizo matatu zao za kupitia tororo.