Week three in Dubai. Kuosha Rungu reviews!

Poleni kwa Rao, niliskia a day after amepass since I was so busy then. Niliwatch juzi kwa lobby ya my 5 star luxury hotel.

Dubai in itself is a hot, new and mixed placed without culture. Whatsapp and imessage calls are blocked etc. Nilikuwa kwa Yatch jana nikaona madem wamejaa wa instagram matako zikionekana, so they are becoming less strict. My primary hunting ground hapa imekuwa tinder. Huwa niko na picha zingine inakaa opulence tu so kupata matches huwa rahisi sana. Girls here hawauzi directly, all they ask is to take them out etc. Sijakuwa na issue since I stay in some fancy place kuna rooftop resturant so nikiwaambiwa wakuje wanajileta mbio sana. Nimejaribu kutafta mwenye anauza directly since its cheaper but imekuwa ngumu.






Kama 90% ni other arabs from countries kama Lebanon, Egypy etc. Nimepata a few africans/blacks but ni slaq queens proper, all they want is go to high end restraunts ndo wapige picha ya instagram. Zile tabia ya kina Huddah na Vera. Sijapenda hao though ni wasupuu sana juu itakuwa expensive.
The place in itself sio mbaya, joto tu and tall buildings. It gets boring real quick kwa msee kama mimi ametembea sana, but so far najinice sana!





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Avoid waste africans.
Be careful about bringing women to your room, wasee wa hoteli ndio watakuseti kwa polisi

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Nimeleta watatu, it’s one of the best hotels in the world, kuna vitu hawaezi fanya.

Look for plastic bimbos, those are the lanyes unique to Dubai. These 1GBs you can find all over in Kenya, there is no need to pay over the odds in Dubz

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Mimi hupenda petites vibaya sana

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+971585679789 - Jessica


Sijui kama bado yuko area. Fine AF with the body to match

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Okoka umfuate Yesu upate uzima wa milele

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Kumbe huku ndio kuna madem sio innocent elders? Hawa wanakaa sugu.

Sana, kwanza area inaitwa Marina, hapo ndo area ya super cars na tuorists so haina restrictions mob. Kuna hadi wenye wanasimama nje wa kuuza, ile design ya Koinange but sasa wanasimama mbele ya high-end clubs. Jana nikiingia club nikappraoch mmoja akasema 1,000 dirhams nikacheka nimshow niko na 200 akasmile akasema nimtafte after.

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Penalty for adultery is stoning to death. Be careful.

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Every time I hear someone was stoned to death, I get PTSD.

jesus GIF

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Reddit ya Dubai naonanga 50% ni kujudge madem wa botox lips ingine ni kupost consumables kama fast cars hakuna ata hekaya moja it seems shallow without roots.Maybe hao ni expats i think wenyeji arabs isolate themselves na culture yao.Just speculating sijui.

Is because native dubaians are only 15% of pupulation. Majority there are expats.

Lol Emarat.

For 200 tafuta picha urudi uingie calabash utafute lookalike

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Bei ni 150 mkuu

Tread carefully on this earth, because some humans are very evil. The devil roams the desert lands–try to understand their thinking, and you can’t. They hate seeing others having pleasure, and this type will kill you without remorse if you flaunt your happiness.

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Yes. The jealous heart knows no limit. Even the church gets greedy if the leaders get jealous enough.

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Hii ni ukweli btw :joy: humans are interesting creatures