Yesterday I had the honors of representing villagers to Mr and Mrs. @Okiya 's wedding ceremony.
THE CHURCH (leafy suburb)
The ceremony was presided by some inspiration fro our very own @kymnjoro.
He advised Mrs. Okiya:-
-Not live beyond their means
-not have constant negativity
-Put Mr. @Okiya first
-Not to withhold dryfry sessions mpaka kwa settings
-not to drop hints but rather go straight to the point.
He also advised Mr. Okiya
-Provide (not a problem for bw. okiya)
- avoid pessimism
-not to withhold dry fry
-put her first.
THE RECEPTION (Very leafy suburb)
@Mkufuu @Dicarlo mambo smarta msee really outdid themselves in food department. @Web Dev tried to sneak in some caviar but was denied access due to his honorary degree in some butt course.@pamba and @imei2012 provided security. @Nefertities’s dogs and @Algernon. grandma’s dogs were used to smell any chokosh that might try to sneak in and spoil the party. For that they were well compensated by @Wakanyama and sons butchery.
Dr @Luther12 and @Unicorn were in stand by just in case some fish bone gets stuck in someones throat.
@Meria Mata and @Electronics4u were in charge of the sound system and I could hear them talk about some fta and kodi which I could not fathom as i was too busy staring at @spax 's derriere.
@Ice_Cube and @Purr_27 came together hand in hand and from they way purity was giggling, I can bet my left nut that the niccur had a good morning if you know what I mean.
EVENING PARTY (VERY VERY LEAFY SUBURB)
@Deorro CAME WITH MOMO @Guru WHO UNFORTUNATELY SAT ON MY COMPUTER AND BROKE THE CAPS KEY. (BLAME THIS SHOUTING ON HER)
@Carbon SNEAKED IN LATER HIGH AS A KITE AND HE IS ONE HELL OF A LOUSY DANCER. I SUSPECT HE GOT TWO LEFT FEET.
@Mathaais SENT HIS APOLOGIES. HIS WIFE COULD NOT LET HIM LEAVE THE HOUSE.
@snapdragon helped me with my keyboard but that was the last time I saw my laptop.
HONEYMOON( VERY VERY VERY SWISS ALPS)
A convoy of German machines escorted the newly wed to the airport were they boarded a plane to swiss alps for their honeymoon. @Davidee haD already made the necessary arrangement.
I wish Mr. and Mrs. @Okiya all the best.
NOTE:-
If you have any event that needs some tents don’t hestate to contact Mrs. Okiya through Mr. @Okiya off course. They got the most modern and tents you can get on this side of the Sahara at the best rates. As you all know Luopeans don’t compromise on quality.
Enjoy your Sunday guys
