Wear and Tear

The “Wear and Tear” must be very high

Explains why no one seems very interested in them:blush::hotsprings:

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Afadhali petite lanyes pale calabash. Unabuy mzinga ya 8k kukula hii chieth. Some people are not normal

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I simply cannot tolerate such an environment. Sijawahi naisika na noise, and clubbing is entirely out of the question for me—the noise is unbearable.

I much prefer outdoor pursuits. Wacha niendeshe bike basi…

How do you manage to hold a conversation in a place like this? Elders jameni!

Unaongea tu uki shout na mtu ako tu hapo kando yako.

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You are old :joy:

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You don’t know what you’re missing mdau, once in awhile tu

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They’re fat, from drinking alcohol Monday to Sunday. As long as a simp is buying, they’re drinking. Something tells me they don’t hydrate often enough, they don’t have time. If you chipo any of them and take them to your hideout, chances are, they will clog your toilet with some stinky solid waste that doesn’t flush away.
They will insist on buying them chips, on the way home.
Fcukn hippos

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They are still way better than your wife Ssenga banae… hehehe

Hapa niko na wewe kabisa, ukijipata hapa it is not conversations zimekupeleka… You likely crave or have a scarcity of seeing grown people being happy and silly at the same time.

Na usipopata kiti in a strategic place, where the noise is bearable, and the view of happy people is good, rudi tu home…

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Hehe, I’m only 38 and still feel like am 20 but kelele sipendi, especially ya ngoma sipendi, weka bongo ama ngoma za upuzi na sitawahi karibia hapo, weka roots reggae na nitatulia…

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women who have refused to accept that they are old

Mimi hio sio starehe kwangu, hata siwezi vutiwa kabsaa, heri basi nikapige raundi pale karura forest alafu ni rudi nyumbani niki feel fine.

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Naona finally Sudi amekubali uingie club yake. Next time weka madame wako na sura.

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Nakuelewa…am also 40 and kibaki was still president the last time i sat in a noisy club…or matatu

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Hehe, hata when I use matatus, Huwa napanda city shuttles mzee pale bus station. Gari haina kelele.

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na mbona mnapenda ku pimp magari na sound systems ziko loud?

I dont like loud matatus…
nikifika kwa mhindi already kichwa inauma

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To attract vijana wadogo wa shule, ma vijana na madem. Hao wanapewa pesa na wazazi, gurdians ama bf/gf so they wont mind kulipa gari mia hata kama kuna ya 70. Again kelele husaidia driver na konda ku focus, otherwise wata lala kwa kazi

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Age is just a Number
Ask Samidoh:rofl::joy::hotsprings:

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