WEAKENED KNEES

What are the craziest pick up lines you have used or heard since you started katiaring or being katiwad?
Which ones worked and which didn’t?

Siku hizi ni mbeca mblo hizo lines zako ni old skul…

“nikuombe”
“eh”
“twende basi”

“Have you met Ted?”

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NV again, kaimenyi afungue shule

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Nyako adwari iyie koso idagi ange? Always works

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Inateremka ama haiteremki?
Always works like magic.

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hawa ma new villagers kwani ni lazma wa post

Boss … Mtu udai " Wazae kuna mresh Flani nataka katia … lakini mi uwanga nina laini weak … Si mni- save kiasi" Hapo sisi kama mabuda tungekuokoa faster. Lakini usilete hii upuss

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Nì ùrahe kana ndùrahe? Works for me…

#thatdressmustfall

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Una kitu mimi napenda sana, twende nikushoo…and she follows me

Si hizi unaita mrembo kwa nyumba na unaitisha vtu haezi kataaa…tht always works for me

Kwenu kuko na elnino?

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can i pay your bill

I see this is the male version of you.

Shot ni ngapi?

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:rolleyes::rolleyes: I like this one!

Ayie :wink:

That’s a dumb one. Don’t try this one bro