Wazeiya, Heri Kapatwa Na Gangster Wasapere Kuliko Gangster Wajaka! Wueh! Lakeside Thugs Are Ruthless

Lakeside people fear spilling human bl00d but those that have crossed that line are ruthless mofos. A friend of mine narrated a hijacking near Soko Mjinga on the Nakuru-Nairobi highway and he swore by his mama that Kyuk thugs are as soft as babysitters compared to Jangs. Will put the Hekaya here later on. They were undressed and told to get into the Kereita forest naked at 1a.m. Luckily no one died.

[SIZE=5]Thug : “Toka nje ya gari kumbaf!”[/SIZE]

[SIZE=5]Victim : “Wewe ni njaruo ama gikoyo”[/SIZE]

[SIZE=5]Thug : “Njaruo”[/SIZE]

[SIZE=5]Victim : “@Ndindu alisema nyinyi ni ruthless mofos, gikoyos ni soft babysitters. Kwa hivyo sitaki uni-hijack”[/SIZE]

[SIZE=5]Thug : “Alright, my sincere apologies for the conundrum omera”[/SIZE]

At least those thugs were not Kyuks. Otherwise, those Mungich dogs, high as kite, would undress them, finya them from the rare end, use a rusty machete to slice some of the victims’ throats and lick the now bloody tool…and while at it, sing some obnoxious Kikuyu songs. But before they’re done, they would be throwing some political jabs and insults to now overwhelmed victims and proclaim, rather loud, how their gods have given them the abundance of the nation’s wealth and it is their right to snatch them from the lesser Kenyans.

Akina Omondi ni wazii mbaya. Kwanza wanakuga na accent ingine tu ikisia unatoa pesa zote.

Very stupid post. Crime haitambui kabila you bonobo. There is nothing like a Jaruo or a Kikuyu thug. Nikiona mtu akifanya hizi comparisons za kabila on something like crime najuanga hakuna kitu katikati ya masikio.

Sijui Jaruo thugs this, Kikuyu thugs that…what kind of moronic reasoning is that. How large is your sample size of Jaruo and Kikuyu thugs to conclude that one is more violent than the other?? Hii ni mogoka stories and it is sad that 844 haikumaliza ujinga Kenya.

:D:D:D

Fact is makauzi waJengs ni wanoma

Unataka tudiscuss hekaya umesikia kwa kinyozi ya @Tom Bayeye bila evidence

Bonoboste you once made a very interesting thread with valuable insights about the size of our universe. I respected you for that. That respect is lost.

Vipi @jambazi sugu ya plot 10

Mdau…how do you tag a handle using a different name till you click on it?

Lol:D

Wacha kupatia mogoka a bad name, ujinga inakuwanga inherent.

Fiti kinyozi mbwakni

Kutana na thug mkikuyu lakini usikutane na dim eye. An okuyu thug will steal.and leave you alone if you cooperate. A dim eye must maim you hata kama umempea kila kitu.

Atleast hakuna mutu hubonga mbaya ju ya mbachu aka fefe. Shauri ya majamaa wa jaba.

@Ndindu is a filthy @vermin

respect yako na ya hii Bojack horseman naangalia hakuna difference so sioni hasara ataenda

Sijakuelewa mkuu

Ata mimi sijashika nisha

Ujinga ni kipawa.