Wazee wa Njuri Njeke i need your intervention

Madam huwa mtu wa church sana since i’ve known her (ACK). Which is a goodthing until this happened

22nd Dec ndio i nilifunga job for christmas, nikaenda home direct. Usually sisi uonana jioni but hio day we closed at 11.00am so by 12.00 i was knockin on the door nifunguliwe.To my suprise the door was open. Nikaingia, called her thrice but no response. Nikaanza kumtafuta kwa nyumba. Bafu/ choo hayuko. Then nikampata bedroom.

Ile tu kumcheki na akafungua macho akaniambia ‘Babie ngoja kidogo naomba’ . Nikasema sawa na kurudi table room. Kuketi chini mind ikarudi kwa vile alikuwa.

She was there seated on the bed. Ameshika bible na jug ya maji juu ya bible. Nikajiuliza what the fck? Nikajituliza, nikasema labda kwa imani itakua keg coz with time nimerealize women believe in anything.

On 23rd nikamka poa, shughuli za xmas but juu she rans some sme akasema hatamake kutravel mayb after new yr. So ndio mimi huyo nimeenda ushago.

So Leo am back and as well aliamka morning kwenda ushago, of which hatukonana coz kila mtu akonatime yake. Nimefika kwa nyumba na ile jug ya maji( expectin ikue keg\ empty) iko vile vile niliacha kwa bedroom table ontop of the bible.

Namasaibu yangu imefikia hapo. Nimejipa shughuli kwa local. Nitasoma/ reply to comments kesho. Wazee iko shida?

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waah hehe hiyo ni noma

Jinyonge kabla mademoni zikuue

Acha ufala naniii… Hizi ndo stuff tulisema watu waache 2015. But nipe no. Nina private spy company :):):):slight_smile:

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Fellow VE, so whats the issue here? Nimabaki nimehang. Noma ni keg ama kuweka bible juu ya jug?

:D:D:D I think I’m the perfect wife! Vitu naona kwa hii kijiji!!!

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If i were you, i would substitute the water with vodka and still leave it on the bible. Then wait for the reaction.

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akijiingiza cultism ndio utalijua jiji

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@murangiri =Mura + Ngiri
=Mla + Ngiri
=Eater + 1,000
You ate One Thousand Shillings alone yet you expect your wife to be happy.Malipo ni papa hapa duniani,ahera ni hesabu tu!!!.

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General, gutiri na thina no niui muthuri onaga haraihu kwi kihii kimuti iguru. Leke njethe utaara kana nihindi ya gucoka mucii

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Bro, tulia. Only seeking an opinion

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Hakuna noma mzito, nikusoma life. Ilikua swali ama kunamtu amepitia hizi maneno atleast aseme kitu. We learn through our struggles

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vile@ ice cube amesema

I think your wife is slowly becoming @kush yule mnono 's equivalent upande wa madame, ameanza nduthi huyo…chunguza

Kuvalue ur comment is abit hard. Coz i know her, kunakuanga na xcess of everything, but i can swear 2kids in the process hakuna waiver

Jakenya, tuko 2016. Kulawire, Njuri Njeke only, ama Firimbi… wacha tu

Officially out

Anglia mpesa/ phone call records, huyo labda hutumia kanyari 310.
"chukua glassi ya maji, shikilia glass tukiomba, tuma 310, kunywa maji na utapata kupona/baraka…

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Some marriages? SMH!
You are married, went shags for Christmas alone.
You come back, you don’t meet her, she leaves for shags alone?
Da ferk is that?

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Huyu jamaa anakuliwa bibi na fisi fulani na hakioni!!

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