Watu wa Ndeiya Washanengeni Ujinga...................

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So yesterday usiku nimekunywa kwa peasants huko Ndeiya interior bahali kunaitwo Nachu Gardens nikatupa mbao. Kurewo nikitoka najipata kwa mahindi ndani.

By the way hata sikuwa hata najua ni mahindi; I kept asking myself, mbona hii barabara hawajaweka murrum wanaruhusu mpaka nyasi inamea? Nikaweka hata wipers eti nione vizuri. Kumbe saa hiyo ni mahindi inavunwa! Ngai!! Nikadrive for five minutes na ‘nyasi’ haishi nikajiuliza kama nimerogwo.

Sasa the frobremu was, they wanted me to pay Sh5000 Kenya money for driving in the maize farm. Sh5,000! Wakatoa mapanga na sululu bana. I had to pay.

Maze watu wa Ndeiya kama @Wakanyama bana! Why plant maize bahali gari inaweza pitia ndiyo mfanye extortion?

Shiny-eyed meno brown meffi nyinyi!

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:D:D:D:D:D… God is trying to tell you something!!!

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hata walikusaidia juu ungekutana na NTSA ingekuwa 10+ thousands

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Huko hakuna NTSA. Pengine ugonge punda…

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Na kama angekutana na kikingi ni?

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Hujakunywa blood thinners?

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Then walikuweza. entitlement ya Nairobi wacha Nairobi.

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Kwanini hukuenda hideout??:smiley: kesho niko ruthigiti tukutane huko!!!

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You should have alerted me those are my men

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KILA MTU AKAE KWAO

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tukutane wapi?leo nitakamua mtu.

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yaani @Purr_27 umeamua kuona vile spermatozoa powder na spermatozoa air hukaa

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Wewe mwaka mzima imeisha na bado unaomba tu?

Ile choo yako huwa inaingiza doo ngapi pet day?

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hapa unaficha stori,ulizionea wapi?

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Guka

Na vile @Wakanyama wamekuwa waki chapa lami county, hiyo lazima ilikuwa setup!

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hata wewe ukiwa na kuma kuja nikukamue

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Sina.

Hujanijibu story ya choo.

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You drive a car with no headlights or you are the one with vision problems?

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kwanza huwa kana madharau sana,huwa kanaita madame wetu dirty titties of ruthigiti,tukikutana masweeps na maslaps zitatembea

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napenda sana! :smiley: :smiley:

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