Watu wa Kenya Kw*sha waweke stock za tissue na hankiez! Ni kubaya...RUTO LOST ALREADY!!!

News & Politics
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The one and only JSKS has already lost the election because of his thuggery, indecisiveness, greed and bragadocio! The moment he picked the Aibu wa Rice na Nyama as his runningmate, this thing was lost already! Now all he can do is try and bolster his end by having all the seats he can in the National Assembly!

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Clever

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Tumbili acha kelele, kimbelembele na kuruka ruka. If you haven’t prepared yourself psychologically for Ruto’s presidency, then you’re beyond help.

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Lootall anatingishia inje, na kumwoga ni inje bado.

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Kuzimia gang wanaonyeshwa vumbi na Supreme Court. One of their candidate, Mike Sonko, has been PERMANENTLY barred from holding any political seat till his death. Pia US walimban permanently from going to Murica

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Its the first time nimeona deki ya ngombe.

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Ruto will win this election for 3 main reasons :

  1. Don’t be fooled into thinking he doesn’t have insiders in every arm of government that is responsible for handing over power.

  2. No matter which propaganda you have, UDA has majority votes nation wide, rigging him out will be impossible. (Never under estimate the power of a sober, smart, thieving crook) He is smarter than all those drunkards put together.

  3. The Odinga hype came to an end officially in 2018 (post handshake). There all Kenyans, I included saw that old Bondo bound man only cares about himself & not the rest of us. Believe me, he has lost more than 30% of his original voter base.
    Martha has hardly any impact in Mt. Kenya

As uncertain as it seems, prepare for a Dr. William Ruto Presidency.
In as dangerous as that seems, its almost inevitable now.

Lets just pray for our country. Or else we are totally fucked.

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Must be bovine Viagra

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yaani lwambo ya bull inakuwanga konde hivo na vile kuma ya ngombe ni bigi

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Your analysis has already been overtaken by event’s just prepare for a Raila presidency, Ruto was given a chance and blew it and we thank God for reveling his true colours for all to see.

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Awuohlan shatta kijana ya wajahko tuna ngoja August tuskume jambazi hague.

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Ngay!

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:D:D:D:D:D

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Very well prepared bro.
Mentally ready, just hope you are too in the likely event WSR takes it too.

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He will be paying our rents akishinda

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Kama vile tu Ruto ako na kura chache na vile Kenya ni bigi!

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