Water rationing

Team Zakayo the chosen one why has it not rained since the Bible was put down or is there an Elijah at work? Shocking to see ever fertile Mount Kenya as dry as nothing. At this rate I don’t know where you will sell fertilizer

Niaje Capote? Can I marry you ?

He’s a bad omen. The future is very bleak. Personally ninahamia Arusha where I will be for the next few yrs. I’d rather live under Mama Suluhu than huyo mtu.

Yeah. If you are white. Let’s discuss water matters. Nobody can get married if they have no water. Priorities my fren. Priorities.

So in short unasema hauja osha kinembe yako mzee for a while…you will be in good company with the whites…dirty bastards that they are