Watanzania hawana Haraka

I was watching a footage on Tz elections jana and this Citizen reporter was in some Conference center(Mwalimu Nyerere something something). He actually said that the counting exercise was postponed until today morning at 9am sababu kumekua usiku na makamishna wameenda kulala?:eek::eek:o_O
What? And nobody suspects that some kind of cooking will be done overnight…hehehe. Watanzania Bana.
Reminds me of a story I heard about them: Juma went to a butchery to buy 25kg of meat. “Kakangu, naomba unipimie kiro ishirini na tano za minofuu” He told the Butcher.
'Aiii! wewe na wee! The Butcher retorted. “Nikikukatia hiyo nyama yote…? Mama Ibrahimu ambaye hununua kwota kila siku atapata nini? Na jee Baba Fatuma na nusu yake? Na Mama Halima je? Wote hao unataka leo wasile nyama? Wajipenda sana kaka!”
:smiley:
Kaa ni hapa Kenya the Butcher dude (@Wakanyama, that is) would have sold the entire 25kg and then rushed to Burma to buy some more.
Hawana haraka hao.

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Hehehe. Was once told "Bwana wee! Tulia kaka. Coomer haiendi kokote. " ([SIZE=1]insert chaga accent[/SIZE][SIZE=4])[/SIZE]

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Ati Wakanyama wud rush 2 Burma…akuna …tht chokosh wud slaughter any donkey on site

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Hawa mabraza wajua maana halisi methali ama msemo moja kati ya hizo lisemalo subira huvuta heri…himu nchini sema hilo ukatwe kwa maneno

ungalimujibu, nyege ni kunyegezana’

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au “ngoja ngoja yaumiza makaga…”…

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Au “mucica ungi, nda mucuire”

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The butcher had a point. We all do that in business for the sake of regular customers.

The butcher is wise. Kumbuka hao wa nusu na quarter hununua daily. Now your daily customer is very important. Hata kama ni mimi hiyo robo na nusu lazima nibakishe

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but i love Tanzanians for their “clean heart”.

But you see he would have sold the 25kg made a tidy profit and rushed to their ‘Burma’ market for some more, @Wakanyama style.
Akina Mama fatuma would still have gotten their regular quantities and he would have made some more money.

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And how sure was he,tht they’ll all turn-up ??

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Am looking at it in a context similar to what we’re facing. Currently, all imported goods are quite expensive ct July/Aug. I sell decoders. Whereas I had got them at 1300 a piece, today they would land at almost 1800. My regular dealers but a carton a day. A new dealer wants ti buy 10 cartons today. I only have 15 cartons. Do I give him? That will mean I get more at 1800 and sell to my regulars at a higher price than they are used to, effectively destabilizing the market they have fought to build. This one timer hatakuweko kesho bei ikipanda.

So, this 25kg guy ain’t worth it especially if you ain’t sure Burma is still open.

Mwehuu…nini… heno heno. Ehhh…ndo manake

They are regulars.

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Hata Proffessor J mwanabongo mwanzilishi ameshinda kiti cha ubunge!