Wasee husema ukifuga reshez ni kujifunga… Kilock down
Lakini mi naicheki othrwys
Unaget mafyns kila tym
Lonzero huanza tym anamens
Anastick harudi kwake
Manze huezi replace bana. Spermbo zinafill hadi kwa skuedes Jo
Unawait hizo 5 days… Zikikuumaniaga
But mess ni, utajuaje imestop?
Noma sio?
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Translation: he wants to tuliza @Mark Kende but his wife is menstruating and he doesn’t know how to ask/check if she’s stopped
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Washa bajaj
http://i.imgur.com/KS0dRMc.gif
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We don’t speak ape gibberish here. Katafute nugu wenzako.
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:eek::D:D:D
Which language is this?
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It is Mandarin…:D:D…
Then I need to learn how to speak mandarin, sounds cool.
Usijaribu …utashikwa na migraine buuuure…nani ata shughulikia posho mill ukienda bed rest ? ongea tu Kiluhya omukofu.
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Clichy ya @uwesmake, ilifanya KCPE last year lakini haikumake, nimeipea kibarua. Sasa @uwesmake ako na mtoto anafanya job.
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ooh sawa. Kuna wengine huwa na a pimple on the face. There is one I know huwa it appears under the lower lip when she is on her period. Its like giving you a warning not to take her out of town for a weekend
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Ahahahaha working class
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Hehehehe, naionaga najua ni code red.
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Stupid useless Sheng gibberish
The same way there’s Kiswahili ushairi is the same way there should be Sheng’ ushairi.
Maybe one day I’ll read an anthology of Sheng’ poetry?
Keep it up.
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Hizo warning signs ni poa bana. Mtu akuje weekend na ananyesha huwes ita another booty call, it messes up a man’s plans.
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This is what this alien language speaking guy is saying, ‘they say living with a chic is self imprisonment, but I don’t think so. I think it’s good, you get slices everyday. The problem starts when she is on her periods. She hangs arounds and you can’t replace her. So you got to wait those five days, dry spell. And how do you know it’s ended?’
mimi hutomba dem hata akiwa periods
Small gonad syndrome