War is going to happen (Uganda and Kenya) Somalia will take the Sea, Ethiopia and South Sudan Will Take North (Soon 2026)

Things always start out as a joke. Kenyans who shout on social media thinking that other countries don’t see what you are doing. When war breaks out among you, you will come to know the meaning of Tanzania. We will close our borders in Tanzania and we will not accept refugees from Kenya because you shout too much and you don’t want peace.

At the beginning of 2026, war must break out, this is undeniable.

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Stupid Tanzanian homosexual , stop yapping enda ufungiliwe exhaust na @Yuletapeli utulie
Yap Stop Talking GIF

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Kenya is like Joseph in the bible. Tanzania, Uganda, South Sudan, Ethiopia, Somalia and Seychelles are like Joseph’s brothers.

Seychelles, though about 2000km off the coast of Kenya, is like Joseph’s brother Benjamin, who was sympathetic when everyone was against Joseph.

There are blessings you can’t take away from Kenya no matter how much you try

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Kama mtu in the know how .. I dare TZ to force project towards Kenya and see what will happen. We will see if their so called Russian counterparts will come through for them. I can assure you, TZ military capabilities will be obliterated within no time. I can guarantee that you would find out the hard way that Kenya is a protectorate to the most powerful global militaries. Ask your people in the security sector. They know.

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relax… its like in a billion years… beside kisumu iko safe :green_emoji:

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When I remember Wastegate, I always laugh so hard. Mgambo 6 tu waliwahenyesha

In urban warfare, no other African country comes close to Kenya. Westgate was an experience that court Kenya unprepared, a regime change had happened among many other things that often happen when regimes change. Furthermore, sleeper cells had been having a field day like they do in Tanzania now. Today everything is scrutinized, you see in the socials your Muslim brotherhood members crying and creating drama in full Islamic regalia?

Kwikwikwikwikwi Prove it.

Poor Kenya doesn’t even have modern weapons.

Look at how subsequent attacks were handled, with Dusit being the most recent. Now Alshaabab only plays hide and seek by planting IEDs. That is my prove they ran away from urban centers into the thickets.

About modern weapons, go and study Russia Ukraine war. War is not just about having the latest shiny equipment. Or look at Pakistan India recent clashes.

Ugandan airforce couldn’t successfully fly over Kenya and ended up crashing their helicopters. I hope they have improved. As for Tanzania, first deal with the terrorists on your border with Mozambique or sleeper cells in your country and neighboring Comoros. Did you see what equipment your police were using in dealing with protests?

Everything was clear. The Police and KDF started fighting each other. And we saw soldiers looting people’s property. This is shameful.

These you wrote are Erick Omond’s comedies.
Kenya doesn’t even have a defense system to defend against SMGs.

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Westgate just like the 98 bombing acted as a learning experience for us. We were caught pants down. Totally confusing us, we ended up engaging in friendly fire. What they never told you, is that in the case of westgage .. the Kenyan government activated .. rightly so, it’s specialized police units. The Americans ordered the military to the suprise of the Kenyans. The military showed up .. and even the executive had no idea. And they insisted on taking over. Leading to the forces friendly fire. The GSU unit initially involves were Israeli assets. They were subsequently withdraw.. it was chaotic. That’s why we now have a joint command and control. To systematically respond to national security threats under one joint command. Remember we have specialized units acting on different foreign command. That was the problem

Why did the Police and KDF started a war with each other?

Command and control was absent. Police and KDF were acting on different orders. KDF under American command decided to take over forcefully. It was a shit show. Just goes to show you, who’s actually the boss here.

Why KDF were under American command? Is Kenya Independent country? Or Kenya is one of USA States?

Your guess is as good as mine.

Huyo mtoto wa Museveni anataka kushindana na nduvu kunya. Na wewe @255 when things got hot ukaingia mkundu wa Suluhu ukapotelea huko.

You said “Police and KDF were acting on different orders. KDF under American command decided to take over forcefully.”

I am asking

Why KDF were under American command? Is Kenya Independent country? Or Kenya is one of USA States?

Lol, Kenya vs. Uganda will last 2 weeks like Russia vs Ukraine.

Uganda will win