Wangari is giving me sleepless nights.

Hapa una pimwa brathe… Ana taka kuona extent una weza toboka…

So do this… Enda pale Instagram… Tafuta those vacation companies… Tafuta one with an offer of less than 10k per night all inclusive… Should not be more than 100kms from Nairobi… Naivasha/athiriver /sagana/ thika-muranga… Get a good hotel… Show her the pics… Nd tell her… You wanna take her…

Akikubali… Tell her… You want to smash her IMMEDIATELY MMEFIKA… (this is very important)… Akileta shida… Una fukuza yeye… Kabla giza haija ingia… :smiley:

So it will be a win win… You’ll enjoy your vacation solo… Or you smash na hasira zote… Za spending that money on puss…

that statement will be used against him in the fewcha :D:D

we. kinuthia hawezi rukaruka juu ya pongi siku mzima ni kama hakuna kazi ingine kwa life na huku nje wanaume wanagawanya ma ploti mpaka kenya iko karibu kuisha?

hapa jawabu naona ni ununue vaibureta - [SIZE=1]ama farasi[/SIZE]

huwezi angusha such profundities bila hekaya boss.

Are they Christian ama stinky Muslims? Do they allow inter marriage with other communities? Nimeona nikitoa bibi huko.

Tangu nikuwe mzee i flirt with women openly even on first instances… the dirtier the jokes you initiate the more you pima her akili and your chances of sampling… if she ain’t getting along i just bounce or just friend zone her if we happen to meet each other on a regular… you can still use her to get intel on other waitresses (lanyez) and sample them, you don’t have to cut ties with her

Kuna wakristo. Infact borana ladies hawana religion. They follow the husband religion.

Wewe na waiters…you can get waiter clothes ukuwe unacosplay na bitches wako coz you have a thing for waiters

tuma mbisha tumpee marks

Hii game yako nimeapprove kabisa.

Nikirudi ivo nitajaribu kupiga picha kidesign.

:D:D Ni zile after nipigwa major character development nilikua nakunywa pombe sana so nilikua naishi kwa clubs na hivo naturally ndio nikajipata nimeanza kuchukua slices za waitresses

:D:D:D:D:D:D:DDeaded!!! this right hia is the post of the year so far. Beni huwezi rebutt this one. Nein.

Obsessing over majimaji rebellion? Pole.

[SIZE=1]Ps: Nirushie mbana ya one of your boys anitoe kutu kwa masehemu. :wink: Na staki Kinuthia wa kuniletea business plan proposals after one shot. Mtu akitaka pesa aende huko kwa hustla fund. ;)[/SIZE]
Niaje @Freyja

Yaani dame anaona potential yako ni nyanya kitunguu na unajichocha hapa…:D:D:D:D:D…enyewe you cant read between the lines.

NYANYA NA VITUNGUU? :D:D:D:D:D

Haha. Haikua direct ivo. Nilikua nakunywa juice alafu akanisho si unibuyie juice tukunywe na ww nikasema sawa then akasema ama acha nichukue tu nyanya na kitunguu.

Buda, bado haujarudi upige hiyo picha kidesign?

Shuuuut the fuuuuuuck up cocksucker

Endelea kungoja maembe yaive wenzako washatia chumvi wakala yangali mabichi.