Wangari is giving me sleepless nights.

Hawa ndio wale ulisema wanapatikana Gabra? Ukinoki dem unapeleka Ngamia na anakuwa wako.

Gabbra ni ma neighbors na rendille. Wako marsabit. Huko wamafunza wasichana Yao mienendo. Mahari Una lipa after you break her virginity.

Mshanitoa roho but I guess only time will tell.

:D:D:D:D:D You are officially the grocery guy( the lowest tier ) You have stiff competition ahead. First you must usurp the meat guy then the gas/token guy followed by the entertainment dude and finally you have to dethrone the rent and vacations mubaba… Good luck Elder and may your ancestors be with you.

Weka picha ya flat ass ama beautiful face tuone. Lugha tulisema ni pesa…upepo wa mdomo aka maneno peleka sokoni

Elder umetokelea tena :smiley:

Tumia pesa ukule yeye

:cool: Ndio nimeanza vacation sasa after masafari mob kichakani … and you know my favorite hell hole ni hapa tu.

[SIZE=1]Ps: Nirushie mbana ya one of your boys anitoe kutu kwa masehemu. :wink: Na staki Kinuthia wa kuniletea business plan proposals after one shot. Mtu akitaka pesa aende huko kwa hustla fund. :wink: [/SIZE]

This exactly. I have never taken a girl to dinner first date (maybe this will change nikiwa mbirrionea) She’s literally a stranger. Inabidi uende low risk ka coffee, ice cream, kutembea Karura etc ndio ugauge. Ikiwa horrible first date, ni sawa not much lost. Ikiwa poa ni sawa kabisa.
Nakumbuka a girl nilipita naye campo akipelekwa Radisson blue first date na jamaa ata hakudishi the girl. You feel a bit sorry for the guys but also ni mwiba wa kujidunga

Kwangu Kamba women are the most beautiful. Kwanza wakiwa brown (not a fan of yellow). Ubaya I told myself I’m never entering a long-term relationship with them after past traumas

Nitafute elder i can fix that for you no need for my friend. Ntakusondeka bila mafiashara

kijana endelea kupiga kaguu hadi marikiti kama wengine

Hii inaworkingi lakini alinisho anakunywa tei flani hapo nikaona mzinga ni 10k. Hapa kama sitaweza kumuingiza bila kuspend itabidi nimewachana nayo.

Jakababa leave shiney eye women alone ama unadhani wanaume central ni wapumbavu?

Hapa unapimwa. What you do ni shift attention kwa another of the girls working there.
Acha nikupee game. Back when I used to club, nikiona dem nadai napiga mastory na bartender, bouncer, other women apart from her. She sees you having a good time with others she wonders who is this guy, he must be a celeb/high status. Everyone likes him. So now when you go to the girl chances of rejection reduce ju she knows 1) You’re fun to be around . 2) everyone likes you so you must be good. 3) akisleki you have options

Siishi huko. Ilikua tu matembezi.

We had a similar chic at work…only she had a tiny waist and a phat ass… so unaeza imagine amazing race ya mandume ilikua hapo. From my understanding of this story is that you just want to hit. My key advice to you is haste, haste and more haste. Vile naona umesleki najua ndume atleast moja more likely mbili ishakula na ikapotelea mitini. Akishajua hii ndio MO yenu hapo job ptsd inaeza fanya afunge mapaja hapo kwenu ubaki ukinunua groceries for a pussy you will never sniff. All the best

Some things you can only learn through experience. The first three dates should be super cheap to test whether the b*tch likes you. Normally, if she is after money, she will just flake juu atashindwa mbona atoke kwake for some cheap food/coffee. The ones that pass that test are genuinely worth keeping. Use that strategy and you will filter out very many gold-diggers in this city.

:D:D:Dbeing older means knowing beautiful women are boring af… in crowds ako sawa, ka nayeye your IQ shrinks, pressure inapanda na account ina empty… heneway… bonobos learn through experience

Well there’s a chance you might still get lucky. When you do, just make sure you use protection.