Wangapi Gang

Help me understand juu kuna kitu huwa sielewi. Almost every club hukuwa na regular hoes wa hapo. I have nothing against people who fuck hoes, do whatever makes you happy. Chenye huwa sielewi ni why msee anaweza ingia club, anunulie poko beer ama food, without smashing simply juu “wanajuana”. That hoe mwenye jamaa anabuyia drinks and food would never fuck him for free in a million years. So, why on earth would you spend a single shilling on her kama humkuli hiyo siku?? Maybe I’m overthinking but that looks like a very dumb decision on the man’s part.

I genuinely believe most Johns do not fully understand the transactional and cut-throat nature of their associations with prostitutes. Huyo malaya hata ukigonjeka hatakuja kukuona hosi. Ukikufa hatakuja mazishi. Ukiwekwa ndani hatakuvisit. You are just a cash cow to her. Knowing that, why would you ever spend a single shilling beyond the bare minimum on her?? Ukienda town and eat at a nice restaurant, do you return and pay without eating again??

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When new in a a joint 1 or 2 beers will get you plenty of 411 ya hio joint. But beyond that hakuna.

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If I am buying pombe for the guys around the table and a nice looking lanye joins us, I don’t mind if she also gets some free drinks.
A pretty face among men is not bad.

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Sure. Next time ukikunywa hapo akudai drink?? After all, “mnajuana”.

Isn’t it smarter to just keep it professional. Wakati unamdai unamlipa na wakati humdai hautoboki?? That seems like the smart move to me.

The same way you wouldn’t pay a restaurant today just because you ate a nice meal yesterday which you paid for anyway.

Vile nimeona hoes understand the business very well and would never fuck a John for free. Its the Johns who are usually stupid enough to spend on the hoes even when they aren’t smashing.

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Unakuanga na upumbavu. Lakini leo umeongea kaukweli fulani.

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There are so many reasons why men buy gifts for women they wouldn’t give a fcuk about. Some of the reasons could be:

  1. He gets some relief while at the club, by this I mean the hoes look up to him, just calling him babe or Dear or something on those lines helps him forget the vicious Chikuyu wife he left at home who doesn’t submit to his authority…call him a simp or whatever, it is what it is, he doesn’t want Nyap, just someone he feels like he is providing for.
  2. Intelligence officers. That’s how they gather info from the streets. They buy hoes food and drinks, ofcourse for the exchange of information, voluntarily or otherwise.
  3. Ecosystem. Those men buying food and drinks for hoes that they don’t shag have a different need from the hoes other than the coochie. The same men probably don’t give offering or tithe in church or Zakat for muslims, but they spend it on people they know would never be able to repay them, in this case the hoes.
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Sometimes its just the company, whats a few drinks and some food anyways? :tipping_hand_man:t3:

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Sometimes i just need company in a club. When i see a lady tumejuana na yeye, I don’t see any harm buying her hata guarana in exchange of cool vibes and tweeking as we spice our night bana. It’s never all about sex

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when you need her services, it will come with some courtesies and niceties, hutaambiwa “ongeza pesa nikupe doggy” or if the coochie is grip less anakuchunia perineum ndio umwage haraka.

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Siwezi spend more than 150 kwa drinks kwa lanye

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The dynamics are different.

Lanye iko hapo kusaka unga, to sell her dignity so that she can eat. Kwake it’s a matter of life and death.

John naye iko pale for leisure, out of his choice. There’s a certain spirit of generosity that comes with leisure and its associated activities.

Ukiangalia hivi, huwezi hesabu hasara coz the two of you are playing from very different angles

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hehe umeni remind malaya flani kutoka tz who used to do similar stuff.alikuwa kadogo.ukimkula missionary alikua anapitisha mkono huko chini anadara dara balls na kucha za mkono as you pump away.kumwaga ilikua ni within 2 minutes flat

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If there is one category of ladies who I can advise a man to be friends with, it’s lanyes. They have nothing to hide, kwa hivyo ukiingia friendzone ya lanye she will red pill you like crazy.

Maybe these men chit chatting with lanyes have discovered this reality as well

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Enyewe basi tricks huumia. The last time nilipatana na malaya I thought she was a regular student wa Uni. We talked and danced kiasi but I started to see signs that she was a hoe. So I told her straight up I don’t pay to play but she wouldn’t leave my table. Eventually we ended up talking akanionyesha profile yake kwa site inaitwa raha escorts. The bitch had around 96k kwa mpesa nikajua men actually pay these hoes.

The bitch was hot lakini after doing the math nikaona siwezi mweka kwa program yangu because hoes are hoes. I prefer students wenye hawauzi kuma directly. Kuweka poko kama huyo kwa program, regardless of how hot she was, is literally playing with fire.

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Don’t buy hoes and strange women in club beer.You better tip bouncer ama security guy. Women are thankeless. Beshte yangu alienda one of the clubs along Thika Road( paris lounge). Akapata dame wakakunywa. He even offered to drop her home.

Jamaa was drugged, akajipata deep huko Kahawa West gari ikiwa imeharibika ajab. Walitoa mpaka music system. Before that incident, I always cautioned him about being too friendly to strange women in clubs

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So unfortunate. Personally, i do tip bouncers. When i get a lady, we be friends but our friendship ends after exchanging contacts. Then i ask her for a dinner night nikiwa sober, book bnb around and smash her

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Ati ajab :joy:

Hiyo kitu huwa namalisa nguvu

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Lanye huwa na story interesting sana especially wakikuchapia their escapades with their clients. Kuna mmoja afew years ago alinishow vile ma daktari wa kenyatta hupenda kulana raw bana. This chic alinichapia how men simp to her. Married men especially. Tulikuwa tunakunywa tu tukiongea. Very funny stories. They have great company and they dont hide anything since wao ni malaya anyways. Not like a low key lanye who will lay low

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Clubbing in Nairobi is an ectreme sport.Kama huwekewi mchele ya ku black uibiwe,unawekewa ya kukufanya zombie you cant say no to what tou are told.Hadi operators wa ma local bars and wines wamejua hii kitu.Juu umezoeana unaingia local kichapa bia mbili uende home.The owner is always friendly.When yoi check in formation ya table ni the usual characters.Ukinywa bia ya pili kuna ka liquid unawekewa drop moja kwa drink.Pamoja na alcohol in your system your brain becomes messed.Ukiambiwa nibaie round unabai tu.At some point unajipata home umeamka bila hangie mbaya.But if you had like 8k cash unapata umebaki na 1500.You cant even remember drinking heavily.You remember buying someone a gilbeys half for 900.After that hukumbuki where the rest of the money went.Hio ndio secret mpya ya ma bar za kanairo.If you mist drink have your eyes on your drink at all times.Hata ukijuana na regulars usikubali ma formation za ufala.In fact if you must drink enda places tofauti tofauti every time ndio usizoeane na watu sana

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