This bugger decides to drink himself silly, I decides to drop him home, I had to take one for the team on this one, nimemfikisha kwa gate, i have had to shout and scream like a lunatic for almost an hour ndio the missus who’s sleeping like 20 floors up askie akam kufungua. Nimepiwa na njeve na drizziling rain. I thought she could be at least grateful to me for getting her belongings home safe and secure. He could be sleeping in a ditch somewhere drinking sewage. All I got from her is " Umepea bwanagu fobe harafu sasa unamleta akiwa hivi!" and she’s shouting utadhani she’s talking to a guy standing a kilometer away. It’s a dog’s life.
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No Good deed shall go Un-punished!
Anyway;
Mimi nathani wewe umenyemelea bibi ya rafiki yako with Bad intentions and you are just angry because she turned down your advances.
We have All Done it!..
Tenda wema nenda zako.
NI HAYO TU.
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@Ka-Buda , @Brian-ace, you both miss the point from this magnanimous brother…
Ulikua unataka kukaribishwa na shangwe na vigelegele
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Wewe na @Ice_Cube ndio mnaharibu mabwana za wenyewe:D
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Naona kama ulikua unataka kunyemelea bibi ndio maana ulivumilia hiyo mvua. Otherwise you’d have just left him at the gate.
Usiseme ‘we’ sema ‘I’ and Karema hiti, Wengine wetu wapenda za kuchinja hatuli za kunyongwa.
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Unafaa kumuelewa… she spent the wjole night akingojea huyo mjamaa then he turns up akiwa mlevi chakari… you were the next best target ya ya kukasirikia. She needs to grow up… lakini muelewe tu.
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she had every right even to abuse you.
ungeeacha bwanake akunyue sewage apigwe kiboro na some few hot slaps ndio next time aache kunywa kama omena.
you are a people giving people who cunt handle their drink licences to drink themselves silly.
in the morning he would have walked home sober
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Naona pahali uchungu iko. Juu bwana ako blackout uliona night dress ya bibi ukapata new ideas and wanted a drill.
Hehehe.
unachekaje kama mwanaume?
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hehehe…
i always thought she was a man?
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2rules ukioa:-
1.usiwai toa mzee mwingine kwa nyumba yake mkakunywe
2.usiwai peleka mzee mwingine nyumbani mkilewa, mtafutie taxi,boda boda ama kama ako na gari mpeleke kwa gari na uchukue funguo upatie soja hadi jamaa a sober up.
Note:- Also don’t tell your wife who you were drinking with all the time, she will despise all your friends for nothing. and trust me women are very good at planting "hate seeds"in our mind.
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20 floors up? Uko Nairobi?
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Figure of speech, perhaps?
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Hehehe, i had no bad intentions, i was only helping a brother, we all do stupid sh*t once in a while. With all the 1000s of women in this town and you only happen to zero in on a friends wife! Only a special type of scum can do that @Ka-Buda sijaongea juu yako.
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also look for drink buddies who can handle their liquor…
hahaha :D:D:D