There’s this guy who fuuucked a chick in his car. Fast forward (I had to) he hooked up with his wife and kido. The kido took shotgun while the wife the back seat and swatched. As they were cruising they approached a bump, and as usual nigger braked. The inertia forced some heels to roll under his feet. Dude threw them out the window. When they reached there destination wife asked for her shoes. Heeehe.
Another tale:
This dude used to drink with his landlord. Fast forward dude had arrears. Landlord tricycled his crib. This tenant got an epiphany & broke the padlock and bought a similar one. While the landlord gassed trash at there local about his late dues, tenant was locking his house with two padis. The waitress ratted on the dude.