Wanaume, why do you buy lanyes beer?

Jana nimekua pale Sabina Joy(the safest bar in Nairobi) kuburudika na Tusker then I was seated next to a simp flani. Dude was buying rounds for lanyes. yaani lanye wanamuacha wanaenda kudinywa na bado anawaongozea rounds za drink. Na mjue pombe za madame huko ni 400 bob.

Sijawahi elewa mbona wanaume hununulia lanye beer. Na mko hapo biashara

.. labda bado ni mgeni kwa hio sekta ya kujiburudisha

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From experience and observation. Lanye hawezi kaa na wewe bila drinks . This is the only way Lanye ataskiza mashida zako. Alafu lanye hawana judgement. Utapewa real hard truth bila sugar coating. Better than telling your relatives ama friends who will give biased advice with judgement. Meffi hao. Hapa unapata free psychiatrist therapy consultation. After umepata life answers unaenda kudinyana. It’s a win-win situation kama uko na stress

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Ni kama umepewa promotion ukakuwa customer relationship manager Calabash

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Mimi Bado ni customer experience intern.

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Hiyo pesa ni ya wizi/ inheritance/ washwash

Those guys pocket even 40k in a day.

8k on women is NOTHING to them.

Thats why i never want to be rich. Nianze kuchase ghosts kubwa kubwa za ujinga.

Wacha nikichase 500 bob shot Airport dame anitukane niskie vizuri

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Some people just want company.

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dude could also have been fishing for info on clients wa hao milayas…it’s been known to happen alot

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Are you mad

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Cc @Zush

Don’t you know many criminals are usually snitched on by milayas and bar women? If you start flexing in these lounges, pubs etc iko snitch amekaa tu mahali and will take note…

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I strongly recommend every man to be in the friend zone of a lanye. She will red pill you more than any YouTube channel out there

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… expound elder

That jamaa is probably DCI. Could be fishing for information on a big case

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You do not need that, those are unstable women and will give you biased views, kia to beshte of a hot young chick.

Kununulia malaya pombe is a cost of doing business. Nobody likes it but it is a necessary evil juu normally wanaume wengi huhitaji kuchapa story na kulewa kwanza before kudinya. It is an acceptable cost ya kudeal na malaya same as lodging and condoms.

Kama huwezi afford kununulia malaya beer moja as you enjoy yourselves before uende kumnyandua mastingo deadly deadly, then you are probably too broke to be drinking. I highly advise ucheze ligi yako uache kushangaa mbona wanaume wananunulia malaya pombe.

Halafu ujue you can learn alot about a hoe if you buy her a drink kwanza. Just by speaking with her utajua ni mtu aina gani unadeal na yeye. Utajua kama ananuka mdomo, kama ana maringo mtasumbuana kwa kitanda, etc. It gives you an opportunity to vet the hoe before dipping your dick in crazy.

If you are smart mtu humuitishia beer moja pekee, not more. Buy the second one only if amekubamba and if she is boring or has a shitty personality unamfukuza unaita mwingine. Unaweza ona dame mrembo club ukiongea na yeye for 10 minutes uone she is not worth the trouble/money because she is annoying as fuck or super boring.

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Jana nimekua pale Sabina Joy drinking a few beers while watching game ya Barca. Saw one man engage in a scuffle with a lanye after spoiling her with drinks then akamtoka after kuitwa na mwanaume mwingine. Hio shit ya kununulia lanye pombe ni ufala.

Kununulia lanye pombe sio ufala. Huyo mwanaume ndiye fala for expecting loyalty from a hoe. Humnunulii pombe akuwe dame yako. Unanunua pombe mkijibamba na kuchapa story. Personally mimi hununulia lanye beer moja ndivyo tukiongea nimsome vizuri nijue ni mtu aina gani. Hiyo beer moja imetosha nijue kama ni mtu naweza chips funga ama ni ghasia tutasumbuana later. Nikiona kuna potential ya kusumbuana kwa kitanda namfukuza after that one beer naita mwingine and the show goes on. Sitakufunza kila kitu.

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never trust a heeker with too much of your personal info. sitting with her for long means chances are she is reading/profiling you

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Champe wananunulia milaya pombe halafu wanacatch mafeelings wakiona mzito mwengine akienda kudishi the same hoe. Huku nje kuna wanaume wako na self esteem issues.