Wanaume Tujitolee

Nakumbuka nikiwa colle, there was this kunguru who was a heavy drinker by college student standard. Huyo dem hangekupea kama umesota na ni lazima ungejitolea kimwanaume kwa club ndio akutolee suruali. So these poor niggas discovered they want her but will never afford her. Majamaa zilichanga pesa alafu zikatuma mmoja akarushe mistari. So each time she wants beer, wanalipa kiharambee. After kamekubali kwenda na msee jamaa akakamua na akaenda zake. So they did a merry go round on her hadi wa mwisho akakamua pia. Dem hakuwahi jua alikamuliwa kiharambee.

My proposal here is msee ajitolee tukamue hizi kunguru tunaanikiwa daily hapa FB. Yani tuamue mbaya mbaya. Mnichagnie nifike level ya mbirrionea niende nikamue kitu na nianike picha FB. Hawa wasee wakuwe humbled waache upus

[SIZE=7]I Will Take Dowry To Italy – Eric Omondi[/SIZE]
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https://diasporamessenger.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/Eric-Omondi-and-Chantal.jpgAfter bloggers picked up a thread from Eric Omondi fiancée’s Instagram and insinuated that their love boat was facing turbulence, the comedian has laughed the assertions off, dismissing them as propaganda.
“Chantal and I are quite fine. She has been in Italy with her family for the last five months and we talk every day. I don’t see why people make such assumptions and conclusions without asking us when we are just a call away. That is really very lazy journalism,” Eric told Pulse.

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    “They are the same people who complain when I keep posting photos of Chantal and I, saying I should focus on comedy. Now that I am busy with comedy and Chantal is in Milan they say we haven’t been posting photos of each other. Really?” he exclaimed.

On marriage, Eric intimated that he was looking forward to kicking off the process officially by visiting Chantal’s parents in Milan.
“Yes, we are on course. I am planning on taking cows to Milan. Actually, I want to make history by being the first man who took cows to Italy for dowry. I am trying to find out what the process could be.
May be I need to inquire about yellow fever certificates and such early enough,” he told Pulse.

Pesa hufungua milango yote

Random thought: How much is Eric Omondi and Chipukeezy each worth?

5 months ?? Wana peana away matches chini ya woyes…

Hakuna Kunguru naeza ngoja five months na si ati ni ugonjwa. Hiyo ni upus. Hii nguruwe imeachwa but ina ng’ang’ana tu. Being the Omera he is am sure he burned through most of his cash with no future investment plans ndio afurahishe rangi ya thao. Dem amemchekii akaboeka akarudisha mathayo red red italy

Ukiona kitu inapendeza moyo, fanya ahe, weka mimba

hehehe msichana anakuacha 5 months hana haja na wewe. wasichana hukaa na wanaume wanataka na wataunda plans around them. hii ingine ya msichana ako dubai, ako los angeles, ako wherever na wewe unakalisha matako hapo ukidai vile ako “abroad” ni ujinga tupu. you are the one to suffer in that relationship.

he should google the fare to take a pet hamster first,the paperwork and all technicalities thereafter alafu afikirie kupeleka kang’ombe then amultiply by hizo anafikiria kupeleka,heri anunue kandege kadogo.Hapana payuka tu kwa media kama fala blal schoovit:D:D:D:D:D:D:D.BTW,howmuch is worth ,i could be wrong,nisimdharau saana:(:(:(:(:frowning:

Si Hapo juu amesema bado ana find out omwami

jaluo jinga ataharibu pesa yake yote kwa hio ngombe na imuache pauper , akuje bungoma nimpatie kienyeji aoe

mahater Leo mko kazi erico na chipu hawatulii hata kidogo :D:D:D

tunampunguzia heart failure ju hio italiano hairudi vumbistan:D:D:D:D:D

cheza in a descending direction chief:D:D:D:D

hio story ya merry go round ni kali.
munekuwa munafikiria juu ya masomo hivyo, saa hii mungekuwa technical advisors to the world bank

sidhani wako na pesa mingi. fame =/= money

So you are quoting yourself, au umesahau ku log in na pseudo

na delete aje?

:D:D:D:D