Wanaume mbona mnakaa na malaya kwa nyumba?

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Ati kitunguu inuke? Wapi?
Wanaume mnasumbua sana…
We know who needs the app to spy on wife’s conversations.
Ati an app that spies victim’s phone in incognito… Jeeso!!! And forwards the logs… And you don’t care about costs… Ju ya stress za kunguru?

How do I believe this! Yaani, is it true that mwanaume anaweza sumbuka akili this much, just because wife or gf ni malaya? Mpaka unaanza kutafuta vitu zingine zenye technology ya leo haijafikia???

Pole sana for the sleepless nights.
Sorry once more…

Lakini fastest and easiest way you can spy(cause all you wanna know is if that menstruation hole swallows other dicks) is by going to market, then buy her several gothas. Yes, let’s say gotha kami kumi hivi (but cause you said for this matter you don’t care about costs, wewe nunua 20 ama 30). Make sure they’re all identical… Rangi, size, fashion zikue same. Take them to her, mfungulie hio zawadi.

So she’ll be like, why all these in white color alaf akuulize, “Aki si at least ungebuy za colors tofauti… Sasa hizi zote za rangi moja, aki si nitakuwa naonekana ni kama nakuaga na moja tu?”
Baaasi… Kwiiisha!!! Sasa akuambie atakuwa anaonekana na nani.

Illuminated, you should know by now this village is full of beta male who stand for nothing…beta male sana sana wana kaa kama @Mathaais una pata jama anaita kevin binyavanga wamboi ama @Marty McFly aka james homowebdev wanjiru…watu kama hawa wana kaliwa na wake zao mbaka mwishoe wana angushwa kutoka kwa balcony (ile design ya wanjiru the athlete)

Shida inainzia mtu akitwa jina ya mamake…

Senji

Sasa hio ndio kukaliwa ile baya. @Mathaais huwa naona anakaa kuuziwa coomer na bibi… Alafu, avatar ya @Marty McFly hukaa mtu alipata mwanaume mwingine kwa bedroom yake. Wanaume mko na shida wallahi

@Marty McFly anaweka mgu ju yakitanda aki jipaka lotion

Tuendelee. Alaf how many mirrors are there in his bedroom?

@Marty McFly ako na kio ndogo kwa wallet

:D:D:D

:D:D hiyo ngombe inakaa kuinua mguu:):):smiley:

:D:D day made

Humbwer!noogle!senji type!usitaje kamau wanjiru tena kama mfano!wacha alale salama wewe nenda kafirwe pole pole

Huyu ana inua its a fact ask @uwesmake

It’s night boss na hizo mbili hapo juu zinanitaja ovyo ovyo ni kondoo.

:D:D:D:D
This is so silly.
Who thinks like this?

Ukipata gut feeling unacheswa, just move on. Most of the time gut feeling hukuwa right. You subconsciously pick on clues and get that gut feeling. Anyway, hii ni theory…kunguru hafugiki. Shadrack Wanjala loading…:D:D Wachaneni na @Mathaais aliwahi peana hekaya vile alipata bibi wa kitambo akikamuliwa na jogoo:D:D

:D:D:D:D:D:D…ati kuuziwa coomer na bibi, umenimalisa saidi.

:D:D:D:D:D…iyo hekaya iko wapi…no wonder mninja anakuwanga na bitterness mob ivo?

Yenye wasee walifungua roho sana juu ya kufuga kunguru. Uliza ice-pubes

Is a lie,have never ever given such a hekaya but have your fun.

Unataka kudanganya hujawahi admit kukuliwa bibi in your yester years???

Girl friend/crush yes, wife NO!
Never ever.