Wakuu nilidinya newly wed. Followed ile plan Baby Panay alipost hapa and it worked. Pesa ni mzuri

[Pilato]

Kulikuwa na wedding kwa church nashiriki.

The guy getting married was a bastard I hate. He is one of those silly keyboard players who are young lakini akili ni za wale wazee wa zamani. Idiot couldn’t accommodate new ideas. I hated him coz he could even block ideas za kununua new singing equipment so I swore to get back at him.

Pale kwa wedding fundraiser ya WhatsApp I noted that him and wife to be walikuwa wanatoa 60K so being the jerk I am, I decided kutoa 80K. Apparently, it’s rude kutoa more than mwenye wedding coz ni kama kuonyeshana he should not be getting married in the first place. I could see how folks were looking at me weeks before the wedding. Even pastor told me nimekosea but I didn’t care. Nigga mwenye arusi ata hakutaka story zangu tena.

Bibi arusi was from another church so nikiwa nimetulia niliona ‘hi’ kwa WhatsApp. Akanishow wedding ni yake and thanked me for my generosity. Told her it’s okay akihitaji kitu ingine anishow na nikamrushia 7K kwa mpesa. Giving a woman money messes up her mind according to the baby Panay tutorial and it worked. She started confiding in me na we could really talk a lot.

Wedding came and passed na venye dem alianza kukam church na bwanake, we started hanging out na ikauma jamaa sana. Dem akanishow the guy was seriously insecure and kept suspecting that there is something between her and me.

I invited her out to talk about it and I treated her like a queen. Later told that badala ashinde akishukiwa kitu hajafanya, we should do something because I already had feelings for her.

Jana hakuwa job. I took her to a discreet location in Murang’a and spent the entire day on top of her nikidinya yeye. I rode her carelessly like a stolen bike. I made sure ata akiwa dry sitoi chuma ndani ndio akuwe too sore to give it to her husband. Ata angelia miguu imechoka I didn’t care.

Dem ashanipenda I can see that. I intend to impregnate her and convince her that I will help her raise the kid juu already hakuna kitu yangu anakataaa. We’ll meet again next week.

Story ya picha tulisema mtu apige mamake or you use your imagination.

[Landlord]

It’s 9am na bado uko kwa ndoto. Kijana amka kumekucha. Uzembe ni adui kwa ujenzi ya taifa.

[Dudu1]

@Pilato

…lisema mtu apige mamake or you use your imagination.

Tema hio jaba kilalo. Ile fresh imefika maragua sasa, 60 more minutes itakuwa kanairo…

[Man_From_Kitale]

@Pilato

…lisema mtu apige mamake or you use your imagination.

You bought a single shot at 87K?

@cortedivoire will go mad

[Electronics4u]

Unalipia puthy 87k plus treats?

[Oxygen]

@Electronics4u

…Unalipia puthy 87k plus treats?

Na haujaongeza expenses za kupeleka kunguru murang’a. Almost 100k for a wet crack. OP should be shot outside the mens conference next february

[Straw_man]

Utakunia kwa kitanda if you don’t wake up now.

[Yuletapeli]

@Pilato

…lisema mtu apige mamake or you use your imagination.

[Koji]

Wanaume wanaumwa na pesa za wenyewe kama ni zao.

He has clearly said he was looking to settle a score. Wacheni mtu atumie pesa venye anataka.

[Pilato]

@Landlord

… amka kumekucha. Uzembe ni adui kwa ujenzi ya taifa.

Jengeni taifa nitapaka rangi.

[Pilato]

@Straw_man

…Utakunia kwa kitanda if you don’t wake up now.

Nikiamka ulikuwa umelala.

[Pilato]

@Dudu1

…efika maragua sasa, 60 more minutes itakuwa kanairo…

I don’t use that green shit.

[johntez_addi_gaza_ms]

Shule zifunguliwe

[Mlinda_lango]

@Pilato

…lisema mtu apige mamake or you use your imagination.

Hekaya za Abunuwasi.

[Real2]

@Pilato

I decided kutoa 80K

@Pilato

nikamrushia 7K kwa mpesa

87K for some church beef?

[cortedivoire]

@Man_From_Kitale

You bought a single shot at 87K?

[slevyn]

so you spent 80k plus on puthy… na ata si virgin? these are secrets sane males take to the grave… you are a disgrace to the village, and the ghost of manhood

[Josto_Bwaku]

@Pilato

…kwa ujenzi ya taifa.

Jengeni taifa nitapaka rangi.

Vile umeambiwa.

[boergoat]

@Oxygen

Almost 100k for a wet crack.

According to him ata ilikuwa dry. Nkt.

[father_Kagwesh]

It is true money confuses most women na wanalegeza miguu. Kuna mkimbiaji flani hivi hivi alinisho akichukua number, instead of calling or heying a woman pale Whatsapp as most men do, he sends 5k as the “starting capital”. Ati success rate ni 99%. I came to understand why most modern athletes husota not like wale wa kitambo who invested.

Cote;divore is against spending more than 150 per lay.