Wah niko na hekaya ya jana

So jana i got like totally drunk and kusema nipige ka roundi ivi around saa tano usiku i bumped to a girl named Nei kidogo i salimiad her and she salimikad design ingine sexy… i told her am a mosa deh and i like her figure and bla bla and if it was possible for me to put my thing in and her’s in me… jibu she me ndo ilifanya my stick irise once kama ile chuma ilisimama kama mtu wakati wa governor wa nyeri… wah kidogo ndo sisi hao kwa ile room mliona picha… so that girl was kind of horny coz vile ali ingia kwa room mimi nikifunga mlango you can imagine it takes less than 2 mins to lock a door just when i turned i was shocked kupata dem already has undressed herself and ako kwa corner ya bed kama ameanika kibwenye walai shieeeeet… hapo hapo kabla ata nimueke kuni nilimwaga ka kwanza on the spot magoti ikaisha nguvu and nika anguka chini pwa… ndo mjue shetani ni kijinga acha nianza kutafuta cd in vail and the kunguru apa anadai ati it it doesn’t matter i asked when was the last time she was pimwad and she said she has never been to kwa vipimo in her life… damn what! Ok so cd ikakosa kabisa and hapo ndo nikajua paper bag inaeza work… as in apa ni tz and still ziko… i chukuad a paper bag nikaitandaza kwa kuma and nikaisukuma ndani na ngumi saa hizo kicheko yenye na angusha uko nikama ya nyoka… so thats how kulienda kitu nilichapa ivo na ilikua inatoa ile sauti ukikunja paper bag hulia sijui ati chwa chwa chwa… hahashahhahaahhhahhaahh shooooot

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haki mosa achana na fangi tu.

hatutapumua amosa-deh

Hahaha… watu watajua aje niko magufuli land… lazima kushainithia ady

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Mosa deh.
Nimekuombea Aki.:smiley:

FYI kutumia polythene ata afadhali uende tu dry fry. 1. Doesn’t prevent STIs
2. Actually aggravates the risk as it is not properly lubricated, which may cause tears on dk or vaginal walls.
Lakini this shit is funny as f
k.

Mosa ni wazimu

just buy a box of condoms at a big big pharmacy kama ile ya naivas entrance
na ikiwezekana some lube
epuka aibu and counterfeit

Sante a pseu deh

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Kind of true according to my last head analysis walisema am crazy

What! Buda kua serious man

Yuck!

This is a funny story

mosa mosa mosa, amanikuite kwa jina yako Saimo.
am disapointed

Achana na mosa de hizi hekaya zake ni za kuchangamsha Kijiji tu ! No sane woman will allow a paper bag near her cat! Rest easy

Afadhali unge jipaka vaseline mob… It’s better than juala paper bag.