Wagies In Denial

The cost of a decent house in Nairobi county or the outskirts, in a decent secure neighborhood is at least $100,000. Today I was seated at Big Square enjoying my lamb chops and overheard some young guys saying that 100k net is a decent salary in Nairobi. Then it struck me - these people are sleepwalking through life, sadly. They do not understand that they would have to save 100% of their income for 11 years just to afford a decent house in Nairobi or its environs (and that assumes that house prices do not rise during that period). Ukiambia watu 100k is peanuts wanafikiria uko na maringo. 100k is certainly better than nothing - obviously. But don’t expect to get ahead with a 100k net salary in a high cost of living area like Nairobi especially when you have a family. That’s peanuts!! Najua hii itauma wengi wenyu sana because you fall within that income range (below 100k net). This post isn’t meant to mock you, it is a wake up call so that you can stop drifting like feather in the wind. What people think of as 100k should be at least 250k in today’s money. 100k isn’t what it was in 2007. Rusheni mawe sasa.

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.. gaines enyewe wewe ni mdosi. Kuna day ulibishana na @Karoga hadi nkashtuka. Ulidai ukona USD 100M na yeye akadai akona USD 10M. Kwani mnatoa wapi pesa lakini?

Hio siku nilisoma comments kama nmejinyamazia tu.

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Mnapenda kuongeza chumvi sana. On which episode of ā€œThings That Never Happenedā€ did you watch this?

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Nili screenshot ulikuwa unajiita @Azor_Ahai.. mehn.. nilishtuka walai.. bado nilikuwa mgeni huku.

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Iko wapi screenshot?

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Ntaisaka kwa another telephone. Hizo ma days kila elder alikuwa billionaire huku.. nilikuwa nasoma comments nashangaa walai.

Bila screenshot na link to that post hii ni mnyambo ya punda. The internet never forgets but it also doesn’t remember lies.

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Tegea tu

This issue was already concluded as misintepretation:

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Agreed
100k you marry, upgrade life, raise CBC kids, buy/finance a car, you will never be able to save 40k ever unless you are promoted to (200k+)

Even building a good permanent shagz home will take a decade of savings if you are lucky
houses in Nairobi and environs will most likely never be achieved

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You mean calabash?

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Embarambamba say hi to your sweet mama for me, will you?

Say that in bass kiddo

A astandard 3 bedroom en-suite bungalow costs 3M minimum excluding the cost of the land it sits on. In Nairobi environs, land is 1M minimum and that’s as far as Kamulu. Now that’s 4M total in upfront costs. Which middle class wannabe wants to live in Kamulu (AND THEY CAN’T EVEN AFFORD IT if they wanted to - with which money?)?

So generally, if you wanted to own a home in Nairobi today you would need a minimum of KESH 5M all in (you still have to pay rent during the course of construction in your neighborhood).

Let’s look at the options:

  1. Mortgage - can you afford 50k monthly payments for 15 years straight? In Kenya? As who? Paid by who? Haha

  2. Savings - At a 100k? Haha. Kasongo takes 35% and you’re left with 65k. You pay your 20k rent and you’re now at 45k. Transport costs, food, utilities……you’re lucky if you’re able to save 5k

It’s impossible with these numbers if you don’t have inheritance from parents in the form of land. I think a lot of Kenyans are delusional. Very few Kenyans can show up with a 2M lump sum to a business deal if required. The only way out for them is getting financing from a bank at exorbitant interest rates.

Kasongo anajenga affordable housing na hamtaki. Hapo WANTAM alikuwa ameona mbele. Your best bet is to iherit nyumba ya mzee and that’s even if your folk were wealthy enough to have built in Nairobi.

Don’t lose hope though. Nairobi outskirts will turn into ghettos anyway. Go to Machakos and build there. Nairobi itakupata huko.

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Let’s do the math for a hypothetical ktalk blogger making kes 527 per day. 365 days-= 192,000. to save for a 10 million house, he’d require to save every cent for about 52 years.
Luckily, perhaps for that hypothetical blogger, he has other sources of income and probably owns a house.

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Admin close thread.

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Hapa ā€˜mdomo’ ndio mingi. Sioni mtu amejenga kwa comments.

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