Wadau, naona nikiwa conman sasa, niache kupambana na 9k salo

I mean, I’m smarter than over 95% of Kenyans, so wajinga ni wengi. Halafu there are people who are wired weirdly, yaani ni kama wao huwashwa na pesa. They have to lose it one way or the other. Have you ever met someone who confidently says they’ve been conned more than three times? Like, how does that happen, unless you get some satisfaction from losing money? In the past, I thought conmen were wretched scum who hurt innocent people, but now I’m beginning to think they just fulfill a societal need.

Yaani kuna “mzungu” anaitwa Njoroge/Rotich/Momanyi ameosha ngamia moja nearly 200k within two months. Na hio ni ngamia moja tu, si hawa ni ma-millionaire buana? Nimejifunga sana na hii 9k salo. God gave me a brain goddamnit, and I’m about to optimize it. Wajinga wakiwashwa na pesa, tutafanyaje sasa? Huyu muchichana ya mpesa angewachwa tu akuwe anapika chai na kutumwa. Hii ujinga si ya kuwachiwa a-handle pesa. Halafu alikuwa ameanza kuonyesha bwana madharau juu amepata “mzungu” :D:D:D:D

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bonyeza kidude. the money or the box.

:D:D:D umesema you are over 95% smarter than kenyans but you can’t figure out how to earn more than 9k. Kichwa Meffi wewe

Ningekua huo owner ninge mshow huyo dem nita mkula mkia at 500 per shot to recoup the cash. Since 116k was stolen, that means i am entitled DFHKMBL everyday for 232 days.

Yaani unataka Cecilia apewe mkia aje???

@Kihii Kiaganu leta summary umbwa ii

2010 pale klist, @FieldMarshal CouchP alikuwa anakatia @captain obvious akitaka kumtomba akamuambia he is smarter than 95% of kenyans , @captain obvious akaanza ku blush and fell for that shit hook , line and sinker, mujinga akaamini ni ukweli mpaka leo :D:D:D:D:D:D . kweli watu ni wajinga huku njee

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:D:D:D:D:D maliza hio ghaidi ya saiba.

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Hio inaitwa parcel. Go collect at terminal 1b.ukienda huko Airport kuchukua gold unapatana na askari Sura mbaya sana na ak 47

You will lose more and the God you serve…atabaki kuwa Mungu

…:D:D:D ati anataka kuwa mtapeli
Hii lazima uende course ya eleven years pale Lagos na internship miaka nne ndio upatiwe certificate.

Most Kenyans are stupid buana. Kama ile trick ya pata potea bado ina-exist na ndio @Abba ali-coniwa nayo 2 bob huko1968 wakati alifika Nairobi…nothing has changed since then na tuko 2021. The only thing stopping me from being a conman is my conscience. Kuna time 5 years ago I posted a fake job advert on chochio media pretending to be an international company with the usual instructions, including sending 500 bob “processing fee.”

Within a week, inbox yangu ilijaa hundreds of CVs and scanned documents. Out of the hundreds of “applicants”, two sent the processing fee. Niliwarudishia tu hizo pesa nikawapea excuse ya ufala alafu nika-shut down hiyo “gig.” But ningekuwa don’t care I would have really fucked several hopeless jobseekers.

… earn your money in a clean way. Usitapeli mtu kwa hii dunia kama unataka peace of mind.

Huyo dame WA mpesa alikutana na wewe @Yuletapeli .

True con men are naturals or nature their talent over time…sio overnight career change…if your con goes south…utajipata…mwili nusu ngong forest, Michelin barbeque or Kodiaga prison…sio game ya rookies…it’s cut-throat literally…not that I know :slight_smile:

That said…if u understand how the human brain works…cognitive science…u would be surprised how easy it is to trick the brain…from optical illusions to mental illusions…hence the existence of magic shows (illusion creations)…in a nutshell…in nature…brains make…multiple serial almost simultaneous split second… decisions most of which are safe general assumptions…“smart” guesses…not deterministic decisions like a computer…cons play with the “safe” assumption and make the brain make a quick decision…

A true con man has to be very smart…understand human nature…greed, ego, doctrination(religion, u hawi)…sio game ya wajinga…eg. all pastors are smart con men preying on kondoos…but you also have to be a psychopath…devoid feelings of guilt from kukula kondoo…pesa inapiga guilt muosho Moja :slight_smile:

End of the day…ethics ndio wakenya hawana…8-4-4 my time…had a useless class called S.E.E. acronym last letter is ethics…hio ndio 254 hakuna…guess ethics is taught but not learnt in class lol…ethic question ni deep philosophy…unatafakari utoto wa shule ukiisha…eg. nikule billions za aflatoxin maize kwa meli @ the port na wakenya kibao wakufe na cancer…ama nitosheke na 2M salary…Kenya Prime Minister 2009…decision mwajua…

Mimi ile niko karibu kuingia ni kama pastor wa kanisa za upako. I have figured out kuna wajinga wengi sana wanataka kununua baraka.

:D:D:D mi siwezi tapeli mtu…Hii jina tapeli hunikalia tu funny mzee mzima akitapeli mtu…I wonder nini huwa anafikiria while spending his fortune.

Being equally smart to almost 3M Kenyans as you claim, I know you won’t be as obvious in your flimflams as this chap here. Might be helpful to have some gods of the underworld on your side, in the same way I believe he has all mean turds here looking the other way as he continues conning villagers.

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To @captain obvious defence, 9k is a figure of speech same way Arror uses Hustler as a figure of speech. The joke is on you.