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Mboys wameuzia Microsoft kampuni USD 850

https://x.com/mbiti_mwondi/status/1907168761360122165

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It’s 3:15 am April 2nd in San Francisco. You’re late by as many hours.

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https://x.com/iLnico4real/status/1907177760272916506?t=hBnMNcyCzcABwEtCgzsGlw&s=19

I didn’t claim it’s breaking news, did I? Soma title. I want an analysis. Ningeweka NSFLIQ label

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It’s 13:26 April 2nd in Nairobi. You’re late by as many hours.

I didn’t claim it’s breaking news, did I? Soma title. I want an analysis. Ningeweka NSFLIQ label

Good day sire. Nothing to chambua in a midwit prank.

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Ingekua mimi siwezi hama Kenya hii ndio inaitwa fuck you money hakuna kitu unaambiwa

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:joy: the joke is on me, I see. A belated fool. Now I get why you are giving me timelines banging head on wall. My testosterone is high my IQ dips

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Impressively self-aware for a Tar Heel I’ll give you that.

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Huyu ni @Some_Say, anatesa madem sana pale mashinani na hii mbisha.

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How much did they pay in tax and what type of tax did they pay? Hoping that’s not the mpesa message that says ‘You just sold your company for $850m’. :rofl:

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Jinga

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Utakulishwa nyasi na relatives.

Mnaandikiana contract unasort kila mtu after hio wasiwahi kukuitisha pesa

Mbiti mwondi huwa dick rider ajab na mtu shoste

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@applebee100 aka @DukeOfKabeteshire strikes gold again…

Once upon a time, a certain Meru girl by the name Mary Kinya used to Photoshop herself in china with prominent personalities from china. It drew the attention of people online until one rich guy decided to sponsor her for a trip to China all expenses paid for. Fake it till you make it fam.

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