I went into my house after a hard day’s job hoping to get a rest. I am alone in hhe house. I get into the house and after getting into more comfortable apparel, I switch on the television to watch that docu-series on Madoff. Kidogo kidogo I needed to take a poop. I get into the toilet to answer the call of nature while i browse on my phone.
While going about my business I hear someone at the door then shortly inside the house. Alas! I had forgotten to close my door when I came in. I tried to yell a few names of the potential ‘suspects’ but there was no response. I’m in the toilet and not yet done but I need to get out and see who it is that had entered my house.
Kukata mkojo katikati ni ngumu but kukata mndesho katikati ni impossible. I did my best. Long story short by the time I was done with my business at the ablution area whoever had trespassed into my house had gone and some money was missing, Ksh. 3,700 to be exact.
Moral of the story: Usiende kunyaa kabla hujafunga mango wa nyumba.
Nota Bene: this was in Nyeri Town.
Yaluyo ndwele sipite. Meanwhile we still fuck these bitches. It’s our purpose on earth.
The guy took a sh!t worth ksh3,700 . Any other better deal, like booking himself in a nice hotel room , enjoy room service and still take a sh!t in the hotel ? Not forgetting some warm thighs and pucci.
No hero themed story but it pays to be on good terms with your neighbors and any business that is adjacent or opposite the entrance to the flat you reside in. Community policing works wonders.