Vumbistanis are poor, vindictive, jealous human beings. Celebrating someone’s misfortune for no apparent reason other than their station in life is better than yours is the height of callousness. And for this reason alone, Vumbistsnis will continue to wallow in poverty, self pity and perpetual misery.
Jealousy is one of the most undesirable human qualities and Vumbistanis excel in this endeavor.
In other news I am very proud to see yours truly winning some form of elections that were held today. I am winning at this thing called life and you miserable plebs can chock on it. I am better than you and you know it. And the fact that you know I am better than you brings me tremendous joy. #hahaha#plebs#mosthated#hahahasomemore
Hamna mambo mzee anafanya kazi safi
Kila kucha. Trump msalimie sana mwambie Twamwalika TZ akuje tumpikie supu ya pweza. Huku kwetu ni Usiku wa manane na niko macho. twatengeneza bado nchi. 24/7 hatulali.