Vituko nimefanya in this life

Inspired by some thread down there…

  1. Niligongewa mlango na Niliamshwa saa mbili Usiku na Mukorino nimuendee mkate alafu nikaenda. I regret that so much. I was manipulated juu huyo mukurinu kuna job alikuwa ameni organizia.

  2. I had raw swex with a womans pale campo and i fatted so loud after first shot. Nilikuwa so disappointed hadi i made a face and funny sounds. Huyo dem sijai jua alinibeba aje, i had not even eaten beans. Mwili huabisha msee.

  3. Nilifanywa storekeeper site ya mjengo time foreman hakuwa sasa nikaanza kufuta watu kazi hadi mafundi. Site ilibaki empty

  4. I hit a good swooping Jackpot bonus na laki moja na kitu… Travelled to rwanda hoping to bang some beauties :smiley: :smiley: i didn’t, Imagine that … I came across this beautiful lady anaitwa sijui naomie , works at Itel stores, we had dinner… Much to say hawa madem ni warembo na wakona respect… I came back to kenya after a fortnight blueballed and feasted my ex who was eaten by doc.

Umesahau ile most important. Ulitombewa dem na wochman ukakuja ktalk kulia ukisema unaenda ku commit suicide. Umbwa ghassia ungejinyonga ututolee ujinga kwa kijiji

Izi hekaya nusu nusu haileti shangwe. Iyo number 1 leta full info. Mkate ikikufanyia nini? @byro follow keenly you might have a simpmate

Out of all this was at the same time dumb and funny of you @SledgeHammer :D:D:D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_FoFbAyVQk

Kama hizi ni vituko basi you have a very boring life

Afadhali tu ungejinyonga!

I told the hekaya here and some old skunk @123tokambio kept quoting me mkate in every comment. Unataka nijiaibishe tena?

Yessir. Kindly provide the link

Bro leta hekaya number 4

Unaenda kigali na wamajaa dohnholm na some parts of umoja…

If the memories of such excite you…dude you haven’t done shíet

Toa zako

You don’t want to know… they’ll go to the grave where they belong

watchie alikula khupipi yake

Nyamazisha mdomo basi

Nanii… Keep to you lane.

Wakandan naona umekuwa active kweli. Endelea kujaribu hapa na pale. Rwanda hukufanikiwa hata happy ending

ungejinyonga tuu na ile mafii inaitwa @Micymas ujinga iishe ktalk

we mbwa koko wa kayole utanikoma vyenye ulikoma kudinya manyanya after kupata kisonono

It was a month or two ago, bet mjp, nikapata 120 something thousands… I was on leave, so i thought, why not go for a ride… Took a flight na nikakaa huko for two weeks, road tourism sana sana na hills. I cant explain much madem ndio warembo huko… I was wanted to bang that chic from ITel producers , she is very principled. Just a hug was enough lol :smiley: :D. Anyway i lost taste in women afterwards, i guess it was not subconsciously my reason of heading there.

There is a thread i posted about my girl getting banged by Doc…that was latest… Huyo wa getting banged by Watchman though ndio iliniuma zaidi hadi nikataka kujiua as they say but kukosa Job those days ndio iliwa major reason