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wakiambiwa kunguru hafugwi wala kufugika hawasikii
In ear, she telled me she will show me things i had never been shown in this world. I felt mercy for her because i knew my 9 secs won’t allow me to be shown anything close to news
Haha
Huyu msee hizi hekaya zake hunipatia headache nikijaribu kusoma,hio style ya kuandika is weird. but kila nyani na style yake
Is’s called centronics/centngrish. Ni English ya central. Kama ulisomea public schools central ni rahisi kuelewa
General Humor- 1/10.
Humour resulting from direct translation- 2/10
Originality- 1/10
Flow-3/10
Interest raising levels- 2/10
TOTAL: 9/50
TOTAL IN PERCENTAGE: 18%
GRADE: D-
COMMENT: Mtu bladifakin wewe.
Lisha ngombe, mwenzako anakama, na mwengine anapikia maziwa chai na wamwisho anatoroka na thermos.
Ntakuja kuwambia hekaya vile sponyo (mtu ya serikali ya juubiree) karibu anipasue kichwa after amepata nasosi mboga yake nikiwa mwanafunz 
leta hekaya mboss
Facebook can make you feel retarded.
ur exceedingly generous with ur marking
Egepussy unataka tukupigie tarumbeta utuhadithie, kaa nayo au upelekee wasee wa nyasore, ukimalize wakupige na wakudinye
i used to love his pieces but hii imenichanganya kiasi
Maze sio we pekee. Imenisumbua mbaya sana mpaka nikasema uyo dem ata alimpea adabu poa
Huyu jamaa enzi ya original klist used to have some really hilarious tales
He’s exceedingly generous with his nonsense as well.