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MATHEMATICS EXAM PAPER
Time: 2Hrs 30MINS
INSTRUCTIONS: ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS.
ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS.

  1. You have dated a girl for 2 years, eventually
    she drops you for another guy. Calculate the
    percentage of time wasted. (20 marks)
  2. You bought a phone for your girlfriend and she
    gave it to another guy. Using trigonometric
    identities, derive a general formula for this type
    of love. (20 marks)
  3. (For Boys) You’re dating around 5 girls and
    every girl is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy
    and an iPhone 6s (a) Plot a graph of girls against
    prices of phones. (15marks)
    (b) Use your graph to estimate your future
    poverty (5marks)
  4. You are dating other peoples’ sisters yet you
    don’t want to see any guy with your sister.
    Calculate the Percentage Error in your Thinking
    Capacity. (20 marks)
  5. You are a civil servant, your wife is a petty
    trader, your combined household income is less
    than 500,000. Your daughter who is awaiting
    KCSE result is using iPhone 6s and Samsung
    Galaxy both worth 2,350,000 Calculate the
    Percentage of your Parental Negligence. (20
    marks)
  6. (For girls) You’re a girl and you have dated 8
    guys with hard labor, use the law of deminishing
    Return to calculate the substance that will be
    left for your husband to enjoy. (20 marks)
  7. You can’t give your wife 1,000 for a pot of
    soup, but you spend over 10,000 in bars and
    resturant. Calculate the radius of your ‘stupidity’,
    take π=3.142(20 marks)
    BEST OF LUCK!
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