MATHEMATICS EXAM PAPER

Time: 2Hrs 30MINS

INSTRUCTIONS: ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS.

ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS.

- You have dated a girl for 2 years, eventually

she drops you for another guy. Calculate the

percentage of time wasted. (20 marks) - You bought a phone for your girlfriend and she

gave it to another guy. Using trigonometric

identities, derive a general formula for this type

of love. (20 marks) - (For Boys) You’re dating around 5 girls and

every girl is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy

and an iPhone 6s (a) Plot a graph of girls against

prices of phones. (15marks)

(b) Use your graph to estimate your future

poverty (5marks) - You are dating other peoples’ sisters yet you

don’t want to see any guy with your sister.

Calculate the Percentage Error in your Thinking

Capacity. (20 marks) - You are a civil servant, your wife is a petty

trader, your combined household income is less

than 500,000. Your daughter who is awaiting

KCSE result is using iPhone 6s and Samsung

Galaxy both worth 2,350,000 Calculate the

Percentage of your Parental Negligence. (20

marks) - (For girls) You’re a girl and you have dated 8

guys with hard labor, use the law of deminishing

Return to calculate the substance that will be

left for your husband to enjoy. (20 marks) - You can’t give your wife 1,000 for a pot of

soup, but you spend over 10,000 in bars and

resturant. Calculate the radius of your ‘stupidity’,

take π=3.142(20 marks)

BEST OF LUCK!

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