@Village Elders: I Think Have an Alcohol Problem...............

[uwesmake]

@kasaman

.I’m sure Guka you will one day drinking moderately

ONE DAY GANI NA HUYU OCTOGENARIAN ATA ANGUKA ANYTIME AKUFE

[gashwin]

@FieldMarshal CouchP

Yaani, I can stay for days without drinking and feel no ‘thirst’ BUT when I get into the bar I simply lose control - I drink (binge) like there’s no tomorrow and do stupid things like bar hopping (at my age!).

i was there. then i hit my road to Damascus moment like you just have. i just stopped. these days i’ll just go to the bar, watch ball, have a talk with my friends as they imbibe their tipple. buy them a round. we part when they become too loud/incoherent…

[FieldMarshal_CouchP]

@gashwin, that’s to say you don’t drink any more?

Ona ya mwana iitagwo wiho?

That must take a lot of willpower…and when did you stop? What were the circumsances? Give a few more details pris…

[gashwin]

@Jirani

sisi ukunywa beer kama 12 on one sitting na hatusumbui

… isipokuwa kutukana woria…

[gashwin]

@Guru

Tusker Mukurino ni gani?

:D:D:Dwewe ni wa rika yetu kweli wakini?

[Web_Dev]

@Guru

Tusker Mukurino ni gani?
The fact that you have realised you need help, is a step ahead. Get a project or a target and save for it. Discipline here is key

Picha ya hio rare tusker.

[Mkufuu]

@Electronics4u

ulikamua?

Huko ni kunoma huwezi toka bila…nitaweka hekaya nikipata time.

@kalel

your friend owns a brothel…lucky you anyway I want to also open a brothel huku nyahururu… any pointers

Was my mate in high-school… not a close friend. I met some low-key politician there so my guess is you should be politically connected. Planning to go back there on thursday…I’ll ask.

[gashwin]

@FieldMarshal CouchP

@gashwin, that’s to say you don’t drink any more?

Ona ya mwana iitagwo wiho?

That must take a lot of willpower…and when did you stop? What were the circumsances? Give a few more details pris…

i may drink a few glasses of sweet red. ya mwana ndingiitwo. three years now and counting. just discovered a urinal is like a c*nt, haijai…but the realization coincided with a time i was making a few investments to ensure i have a comfortable pension…

[Electronics4u]

@Mkufuu

Huko ni kunoma huwezi toka bila…nitaweka hekaya nikipata time.

sawa.
[SIZE=1]lakini saa hii weka directions hapa nione vile nitafika huko.[/SIZE]

[Mkufuu]

@Electronics4u

sawa.
[SIZE=1]lakini saa hii weka directions hapa nione vile nitafika huko.[/SIZE]

Huko ni expensive room ni 5k… halafu beer ni 300 but hakuna entrance fee… Ni venye sijui westlands/lavington vizuri na ilikuwa usiku ninge ku-inbox directions

[FieldMarshal_CouchP]

Jameni si-m-inboxiane muwache mambo ya umalaya hapa?

[Acoustic]

Meza tembe ya dawa inaitwa Antabuse (disulfiram) before going to the pub. It interferes with metabolism of alcohol. Within 10 minutes of tasting alcohol, you will get a very unpleasant reaction like nausea, headache, dizziness, shortness of breath… that will make you stop drinking immediately. Ask your doctor.

[kawambui]

kunywa kabisa.
uniambie ile mortury watakupeleka nitakuletea those cups of white

[system]

@Mkufuu

Huko ni expensive room ni 5k… halafu beer ni 300 but hakuna entrance fee… Ni venye sijui westlands/lavington vizuri na ilikuwa usiku ninge ku-inbox directions

Westi… Lavi!! ??? Where???

[Patrome]

@FieldMarshal CouchP

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I would like to be able to walk into a bar and drink four beers max and go home.

I know willpower is what it takes, but are there tricks you yourself have used to control your drinking?

Share them with me…tafasari.

easy, do what I do; drink eight beers before you leave the house…maybe some vodka.
and some gin, a dash of whisky.
screw it!!
just get drunk at home, get roaring drunk, get, get ripped sotted. the kind of drunk where you pee
yourself a
little. get, get wasted and just sit in your own urine and let your sanctimonious family stand there and judge you like the rest of us

[daudiyulemsee]

@FieldMarshal CouchP

For the longest time I have enjoyed my WHITE CUPS.

I started drinking when I finshed Form Six, back in the day, as I waited to join UoN. Back then, we used to wait for an year, and we were too idle.

Anyway, since then, I must have drank thousands of litres of beer - first, Tusker Export, then Tusker Mukorino, then plain Tusker, then White CUPS.

Occassionally, I do Summit, but its quality is not consistent.

What I am saying is that I am a beer guy - nothing higher than 4.2% - and I only need about 4-8 beers to get drunk, which basically means that my body has not yet developed tolerance.

MY PROBLEM IS, NOWADAYS, ONCE I GET INTO A BAR I CAN’T LEAVE UNTIL I DRINK LIKE 8-16 BEERS. That’s more than enough to get me drunk, way above my limit!

Yaani, I can stay for days without drinking and feel no ‘thirst’ BUT when I get into the bar I simply lose control - I drink (binge) like there’s no tomorrow and do stupid things like bar hopping (at my age!). I use more on taxis than on the alcohol, and become too too generous to strangers and random acquaintances. Basically, I end up wasting my hard-earned cash.

The following morning I feel like shit, especially when I realise that I wasted something like 5K. mostly probably lost to crooked cab drivers and waiters. That’s the kind of money I could use to pamper those close to me, and I feel so selfish…Truth be said, the binging is starting to affect things.

I would like to be able to walk into a bar and drink four beers max and go home.

I know willpower is what it takes, but are there tricks you yourself have used to control your drinking?

Share them with me…tafasari.

i was in the same problem until i decided only to carry fixed amount to drink the other i leave them home and to drink in a very far place not near my house and now i even stays 2 to 3 weeks bila kumeza kakitu and when i do i only take 2 to 3 Guinness and am done

[Mathaais]

@daudiyulemsee

i was in the same problem until i decided only to carry fixed amount to drink the other i leave them home and to drink in a very far place not near my house and now i even stays 2 to 3 weeks bila kumeza kakitu and when i do i only take 2 to 3 Guinness and am done

How weak willed are you people anyway?I usually drink with wads of notes in my pockets and I never ever exceed my set limit even if tempted by the devil himself. If friends insist on buying me more after I have reached my limit, I let them pay for them then tell the waiters to return them to the counter till the next time they see me. If it’s in a place I don’t frequent, I will leave them there on the table and go my way.

[imei2012]

i feel you bro but i have come to notice that when i drink alone i hardly go past three tuskers but when with friends i tend to be highly philanthropic but to have fun lazima you hook up with friends …part of my reason for moving from kasa to emba is to break away from my drinking friends and start all over …my advice is identify a ka loco close to your place dont entertain friends or maids at your new loco drink three pay and go home to your nice cooked warm food from your wifey

[Conservative_dude]

@Mkufuu

Huko ni kunoma huwezi toka bila…nitaweka hekaya nikipata time.

Was my mate in high-school… not a close friend. I met some low-key politician there so my guess is you should be politically connected. Planning to go back there on thursday…I’ll ask.

Cc @Purr_27

[Mkufuu]

@Conservative dude

Cc @Purr_27

Just know there’s no pride in being a cock blocker…The shit gonna happen anyways! Bitches have got something for bad guys its wired in them