Village Chronicles 2

Why and how and what made you join the Village?

Once in a while sometimes one becomes obsessed with something. Years back i was somehow obsessed with porn and porn materials. In my errands i stumbled kienyejis in Klost.
At that time , there would 3 posts or more on a daily basis normally 3 from veterans who were able to post at least 10 new pics of puthy and kienyejis. i still wonder how they got them or from where, they were never ending.
At that time hekaya narration was fully supported with evidence. from the dating/ coffee or club to the 7th shot in bed. it was in the midst mods realized the other side of the coin (illegality) that the xxx was banned.

Among them was @uwesmake . he never disappointed in the momorific diaries. in fact he holds the title|trophy| top award for the MOMORIFIC DIARIES and has had the best collection of all time in this village.
He propelled my fetishes for momos and as luck has it, one day after a house warming party i struck a conversation with this lady. she had perfect boobs, tall, enormous behind ( supporting documents) she was adorable. we quickly got acquainted and exchanged numbers although we only talked business that day but arranged for another meeting in town.
When we met it was then i realised the feeling was mutual. She was very good in bed and flexible. we had it for sometime but she was also dating an influential political man, i knew my days would be numbered and i was too putting my life on the line i left as fast as i came.

Momorific diaries continued even after the ban of xxx uwes made our day every morning.
M4 & muchatha were very good hekaya givers. they kept us very warm. Muchatha got lost with lost.

Maintaining anonymity will save you a mile in the internet. there were two ignorant cunts one was kungu the pilot he had for sometime convinced villagers he was a pilot, posting pics of him by the plane. he flied the wilson’s he said. however he made a mistake of posting a pic from his FB albums and that was the end of him , the guy worked as an C.O. somewhere. his colleague also a self proclaimed doctor made the same mistake and they disappeared as fast as they came.
There was also a self proclaimed birrionaire kanyoka who worked in the mines, have never heard of him after lost.
stranger danger they say however i believe the larger population here is made up of good people however there are a few snitches those who have been here for long know them.
I recall during the campaigns insults were flying all over until kenyanlist made it to the news however the mods did the needful on time before being brought down like walalahoi and mashada because of hate speech and other anomalies.

The admin should organize charity like back then when people used to meet and give a hand.

There are lots to come once i get time.

Let us know how you found yourself here.

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Lost me at she was very good in bed and FLEXIBLE

Hiyo ya Charity we have discussed it in our staff meetings lakini vile Klost watu walikuwa wanatukana my @Supu don ati alikula pesa ya Wanakijiji tukasema we wait until it comes from the villagers and it is supported by a majority.

niwekwe kwa HALL OF FAME ya KTALK/KLIST btw hizo kenyeji ziko kwa 500gb hard disk

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We want “Africa is a beautiful continent” series back

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Long before Klist,Mashada was the thing. I loved Mashada before it was closed down in 2007. There was a certain rotten pervert there called REXX. REXX was worse than the former Kidinyi, Uwesmake is a saint.

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Okay let the members decide

He he he, I am running that on my Twira account. It earned lots time on the bench those days.

The guy must have had a 1000gb storage of arimis material

klist was one hell of a village stumbled upon it when i developed interest in satelites and free to air television little did i know what i was getting myself into however it was a blessing since i have now made lifelong friends from all walks of lives and professions…i stumbled on ktalk via a facebook link

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Good to be noted, thanks bro.

we want xxx section back or mkenya online irudi

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kwanza kuna hekaya ingine hapo sijui mlienda kwa park ama , halafu ukaenda kunyandua… hekaya zako huwa on point kabisa

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thanks alot

Can the real redscarlet stand up followed by kanyoka.

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Jamaa aliweka picha ya ule dame alikuwa ngothaless pale mtwapa and the photo had a klist watermark. I went looking for klist and forgot mashada kapsaa…

hehe:D:D:D Donte alikuwa mnoma sijui aliendanga wapi

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