Village chief on suicide watch after loosing his key source of income!

Reports reaching this news desk indicate a senior thermos driver known for his randy expeditions while hauling cargo across the country is today being placed on suicide watch after transport and infrastructure cs ordered that cargo from today henceforth be exclusively transported by the state of the art morden standard gauge railway. The distraught man was heard wailing from his kiembeni residence wondering how he will finance his larger than life lifestyle that he had accustomed to. The man who secretly wed his long time girlfriend mutheu in a secret only invite ceremony at mlolongo gardens late last year and occasioned the latter 's missing from the village. Our sources further intimated that they are expecting a second kid this last quarter of the year. Keep it here for breaking news.
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sources say his prayers have been answered after the said threat

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@village kbaff, kuja soma heshima ndogo ndogo.

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