It is trite knowledge that due to his old age, ugly visage, and general charmlessness, ktalk beta male @MTINGIZA_KITANDA cannot get a girl to boff him freely. He has to resort to paying rent for smelly lanyes.
Barely a month ago, the idiot (who works for an N.G.O) boarded an airplane for the first time. His destination was the U.S. Upon landing at the airport, the omega male thrust his nose in the air, fished out his phone, and asked for directions to the nearest brothel.
Ktalk bachelor @kodiaga adviced him to take as many nice photos as he could, and use them to entice Kenyan women. According to Claire Njeri, upon Kenyan women seeing those pictures, they would gravitate to @MTINGIZA_KITANDA’s dick like “ants gravitate to candy.”
Four weeks later, @MTINGIZA_KITANDA landed back in Kenya. He claims he was unable to boff a prostitute. Given that the average man cannot go more than a week without ejaculating, how did @MTINGIZA_KITANDA get his rocks off during the three weeks he was in the U.S?
The answer is quite obvious: he masturbated. The 37-year-old father of one unzipped his trouser, fished out his penis and lathered it with saliva. Next he cupped his hand in the shape of a pussy and started thrusting. Seconds later, he released his seedy essence onto his chest.
Poleni wadau…ndio ku land village after a long haul flight…naingia hapa napata nimepigwa sweep ya mwaka bana anyways it made me laugh like crazy. Gotta give OP thumbs up for his sense of humor and creativity… atleast sasa ntapata kuma jet lag ikiisha
hii ni sweep of the year…nimecheka nikatoa machozi.