Very foul smell in Brothels

That’s your mindset. Explorers perceive it differently.

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As an avid domestic tourist, I have visited most brothels in Nairobi CBD mentioned on this platform at least once. All of them have that funny smell, except Eureka (perhaps because they don’t have rooms inside). Ukitaka starehe go to decent clubs where whores are the minority. Any club where whores meet customers has serious hygeine issues. That’s why nikiwa CBD I prefer to drink at Avenida or Scratch kwa balcony where I can enjoy the breeze overlooking Moi Avenue na nikipata njaa I just cross the road to Cafe Deli or Big Square. That being said, the best clubs in Nairobi nowadays ziko outside CBD.

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@Njonge you are currently jobless and still visiting brothels .

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I once had sex with a lanye bila kujua. Hekaya nilipeana hapa.

After a night of drinking, I woke up to the lanye asking for 10k. Then she had the audacity to fight me; I slapped her silly.

I’m sure mine doesn’t really count as fucking malaya since I didn’t know she was one.

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:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

mimi sikulangi lanyes… I only go there to waste time while my business orders are being fulfilled in river road.. the only place where I have been fully tempted is VIP by a regular lanye there who looks over 40 but there’s just something about her that makes my abdala protest.However my upper head is stronger. I have another wife.

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reading is a problem. You fool. I said there’s a specific punget smell in these two. The others have but not this specific smell that clogs your nostrils.. smells like dry sperm

Acha ujinga..Unalia hizo club zinanuka and still go back there ..Si kuna club mingi Sana Tao where you can relax

Zidi kupigwa na harufu kabisa, maybe it will help unclog your lanye infested brain.

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I noted recently after visiting. I ofcourse left very fast. I thought it was a one off thing

Yaani kuna watu huingia brothel kununua chakula??!!

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That is even more surprising. I once saw a waitress working in the kitchen come to the counter, get fondled by an elder then go back to handling food.

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Missiles.

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It’s a mix of condom smell and there is also this one cheap perfume all lanyes seem to have agreed to use.

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All in all, bado umekula na ukashiba.All you have avoid ni kuharibikiwa na tumbo,in this case avoiding pnc.Na si ati ni lazima ukuwe unafanya iyo shugli kwa brothel

Ukiwa hio pavuh ya river road apo coop bank kuna kaclubu hunuka shonde, sijui mtu huingiaje entrance ikinuka sewage

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Na bado unarudi huko?

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Usiguze lanye kama unataka a peaceful life. Do not dip your ambitions in a lanye’s chaos. Hao ni watu wanasumbuka kimaisha, ndio imfikie mtu mzima kujiuza.. nini hajajionea

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Danganya toto jinga nanii…we werent born yesterday. Kama wewe huenda brothels you certainly fuck hoes. If not kuna places mingi sana za kuwaste time na sio brothels so miss us with this bullshit. Kama wewe hudinya malaya occasionally no need to fear…you are among friends here na uache umama. Hakuna mtu atakupiga huku juu ulikula malaya so sijui unaogopa nini with the hypocrisy.

Any man who says yeye huenda brothels to pass time is a pathological liar and a hypocrite. Haya maneno sio mageni mjini. If you want to waste time enda ulale Uhuru Park ama Jevanjee with your genuine intentions ama uingie club yenye sio brothel ukunywe pombe zako.

I have fucked my fair share of whores and I might fuck some more in the future. No apologies and zero fucks given. Sielewangi mbona mwanaume mzima ako na ndevu can try to “hide” his vices as if anyone cares. Sometimes I will be in the club, see a hot prostitute and decide to smash if bei yake ni reasonable. Other times I will just hit on regular women ikijipa I smash. Other times I will smash a girl and then learn later that she is a prostitute.

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Kuna elder alipost litter bin imejaa used condoms and waste tissue papers zimejaa nika hurumia yye sana

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