Valentine Limericks

Kambi ya 1 chwani:

There once was a hermit named Dave
Who kept a dead whore in his cave.
“I know it’s a sin,”
He said with a grin,
“But think of the money I save!”

MaClergy (tunawajua misenge nyinyi)

Said the nun, as the Bishop withdrew:
“This must be our final adieu,
For the vicar is thicker
And slicker and quicker
And six inches longer than you.”

Planteshen Crew:

A newlywed couple named Kelly
Spent their honeymoon belly to belly
Because in their haste
They’d used library paste
Instead of petroleum jelly.

@uwesmake during Valentine will be busy defiling your dairy animals[ATTACH=full]494965[/ATTACH]

Jack and Jill went up the hill.
Jill forgot to take her pill.
Now Jack and Jill have a little boy called Bill.

There was a young maid from Madras
Who had a magnificent ass;
Not rounded and pink,
As you probably think –
It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass.

the pale blue eye the movie , nimewoch juzi nillipea 4/10