Uwesmake's defence was the best

Sex & Relationships
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I know you’ve all heard the stories about @uwesmake’s unnatural sex acts. Now this guy was taken to court for boinking a goat and what was amazing was that he didn’t deny the charges. His defence was ‘si mbuzi ni yangu’. The judge still laughs on the flashbacks of this defiant defence.[ATTACH=full]165925[/ATTACH]

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Hapana he told the judge,“your honour mbuzi ili niangalia kwa macho ya mapenzi” kama ingelikuwa ni wewe ungalifanya nini

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i remember that one. It is all about how you interpret the nonverbal cues…

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Enyewe ata we we hapa unge do?
Cheki hizo macho kizee…

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@uwesmake aliwahi sema yeye hata porcupine ikiweka haga in a sexy way atapita tu nayo

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hahahahahhaha really… u had to go there…

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:D:D:D:D:D

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Mbuzi nono mi nakula… Kesi baadaye

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:D:D:D:D:D

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:D:D:D

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bangi ndio ukonayo mingi kwa kichwa bro, kula hii burger hapa na utulie[ATTACH=full]165985[/ATTACH]

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Saitan!!! Shindwe Pepo mbaya

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he he…tu-fis tunaangalia

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:D:D:D Burger ya omena na avocado