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There’s a time back in 2020 I was sipping my keg hapo Sofia Joy when some fuckers in KDF uniform came and joined my table. I immediately started giving them financial advice, when one of them started feeling me up.
I was wearing those tiny shorts, and I felt the idiot’s rough hands snaking up my soft thigh. At first it was exciting but I got bored quickly. I wanted to punch the fool in the mouth, but I chickened out. I excused myself to go to the bathroom to fix my hair, before leaving. Left my handkerchief on the table
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anon524384:
…I immediately started giving them financial advice, when one of them started feeling me up.
I was wearing those tiny shorts, and I felt the idiot’s rough hands snaking up my soft thigh. At first it was exciting but I got bored quickly. I wanted to punch the fool in the mouth, but I chickened out. I excused myself to go to the bathroom to fix my hair, before leaving. Left my handkerchief on the table
Kwani Gaines siku hizi unakunywa keg in dinghy pubs? I thought wewe ni mtu wa kunywa pilsner beer in uptown bars?
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ChifuMbitika:
… shorts, and I felt the idiot’s rough hands snaking up my soft thigh. At first it was exciting but I got bored quickly. I wanted to punch the fool in the mouth, but I chickened out. I excused myself to go to the bathroom to fix my hair, before leaving. Left my handkerchief on the table
Kwani Gaines siku hizi unakunywa keg in dinghy pubs? I thought wewe ni mtu wa kunywa pilsner beer in uptown bars?
Huyo ni gaiMes. aka @Moxmox ama @Tauren
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cheekbusta:
…nds snaking up my soft thigh. At first it was exciting but I got bored quickly. I wanted to punch the fool in the mouth, but I chickened out. I excused myself to go to the bathroom to fix my hair, before leaving. Left my handkerchief on the table
Kwani Gaines siku hizi unakunywa keg in dinghy pubs? I thought wewe ni mtu wa kunywa pilsner beer in uptown bars?
Huyo ni gaiMes. aka @Moxmox ama @Tauren
But Pilsner boy amedowngrade to Calabash nowadays for real, academic writing kumekauka and it looks like he never took his own financial advice!
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I see shitting in a yellow bucket like Kairo is in your immediate future.
Male, but I’ve got the smoothest skin, and you should see the curvature of my ass