Utu ulienda wapi?

I am in hospital due to a very painful big finger.Nilijikwa nikihepa those ducks that always fight people.
Someone told me that they only fight people perceived to posses demons.
I guess sensed some demons in me and decided to pecl them hell out of me.
So as I was running away from them (they were 3) nilijikwaa kidole kubwa ya mguu so nimekuja kutibiwa.
So instead of these nurses and doctor referring to me as patient,wananiita client.
Heeyy why are you keeping our client waiting… euthenize him…wash and bandage the client…
How is our client feeling now…?

Jameni…when did patients transition to be clients.MP Shah.
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No wonder naona mihindi ikipewa priorities coz the master has to be impressed.
Otherwise nitapona lakini hizo bata zilinimess

A welcome break from your usual puppy tail to duck tales now.

Why do I smell too much upussy in this thread… otherwise if your finger getting injured is anything to go by jua ni malipo ya ushoga [SIZE=1]consequently your possession of demons[/SIZE]

Enyewe niko na demons kama a nobody like you can dare address me with disrespect

Hizo ni goose, The best thing is to kick the hell out of them, ingine unashika shingo. My old man has them huko shagz, zinanitambua sana.

Na vile huwa unajichocha huku kumbe unaogopa bata.

zilinijukiriraa zote tatu kabla nijue ni nini kina kula kile kingine,moja was already perched on my shoulder…ikabidi nimehepa…kiguoya kiinukagira nyina gikigima

Cut the duck tales na useme tu ulitrip ukifirwa mkundu coz ya too much force.

Sawa ambia babako aliniumiza basi,niko admitted hapa mpshah

Bata ti muruthi muriu

ilikuwa mara ya kwanza guukirirwoo nicio

:D:D:D:D

Hahahaha sawa @Thirimaii aka kimakia ulijikwaa kiswahili tunaona unajua

si ile ya kuua literary… I am yet to fck @Fahad Sahab and his family from behind.Can’t die before i do so.

mbona hamuniamini,niletee maji ya machungwa au pineapple,freshly squizzed tafadhali

Do you really know what this means?

nimekosa jina ya kutumia…sio ati wananiua literaru …sio mercy killing on me but kufanya the injured part ikae kama imekufa ndio wanioshe na wapake dawa…
otherwise uko na kimbenye na pengine haukupita form 2.

Kuna ingine niliweka stance , these goose nikajiuliza, dude they just beaks they can’t do shit …
Hio siku niliumwa nikainua mguu juu, didn’t know where teeth came from in the first place

Kwanini covid inasemehea watu fulani?

mzee am here to stay,I will torment you to your.death bed na ni inherit your nyakooo
Otherwiise wacha nitulize uchungu.
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