Utopia

Today I was imagining a Raila presidency. There’s no need of entertaining thoughts of anyone else holding that seat as it is a two horse, not Mudavadi for sure.
If Raila were to become president in August, this is how things should turn out:

  1. Waiguru - lock her up
  2. Euro bond money will be found
  3. Drain the swamp - All thieves currently in government and their crony tenderprenuers will be brought to nook
  4. SGR and all Chinese highways will have to be reviewed
  5. More funding to counties
  6. Doctors, nurses and Teachers will have better pay
  7. Corruption will be a thing of the past
    8.Tribalism will end
  8. Laptop project will be discontinued and funds used elsewhere
  9. Kenya Airways will find its wings
  10. Mumias will find its sweetness
  11. We will not import Chinese fish while lake Victoria still has water
  12. Coastal people will not be marginalized
  13. Voting will be solely electronic
  14. IEBC, SRC, EACC will be independent and have more teeth
  15. Tyranny of numbers will be a thing of the past
  16. Issuing of identity cards will not be skewed to government strongholds
  17. We will stop construction of killer tunnels of Murang’a
  18. Ruto will have to explain where he gets all his money
  19. Have better relations with our neighbors to the south
  20. Government will not take credit for local government initiatives
  21. People with links to government will not have clout like Babu Owino, Mike Sonko
  22. Improve police housing

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Utopia ni capital city ya Ethiopia ??

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I sense a truckload of sarcasm on this thread. But yeah, I believe some of those things will happen, not out of the goodness of his heart but out of spite.

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Hehehe joke of the month
raila becoming president life as it is will still go on
mbirrionaires will be mbirrionairaires and peasants will be peasants, some things never change

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Hakuna siku inaweza pita with out a Raila thread?

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What change did he ever enact when he was PM in nusu mkate govt? Exactly.
Nothing will change even if he becomes president.
#RWNBP take it or leave it.

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when will people stop wanking at RAO. the gay tendancies in this village surpuses that of ancient rome

  1. @kah tony and @Osiris with their ilk will be dropped back to NV status.

RAO is a phenomenon you cannot ignore. Grown men wake up sweating in the middle of the night and scream his name! Even when he doesn’t hold the post of a cattle dip chairman.

It is accurate to say even CORD diehards have no clue what they would do if they won the Presidential elections, these people just want power for their own sake, nyama itakuliwo tu, same script different cast.

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Hakuna.

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