The story session is filled with soo much guffaws that i prepare tea and sit down to listen.the tallest one begins.“munaona Shiko ule wa wagithomo sii ako box yagu,jana ariniabia atanipea kanyamuu na akanishow tukatane hapo kwa munada na akatokea kitu saa biri ivo, alikuja na mukio kama gathia!.Alinishika shuma na mimi halaka halaka nikamgeuza nikafinya kairetu mpaka kakaanza kuria HIHOHIHOHI kama funda, nikamwaga kakavaa suruali kakatoka bio,kalikua kamedaganya baba yake wagithomo kameenda kwa duka” the next rasta picks up mimi hawa watu sitaki mabo yao,unaona vire mumbi alifanya kaniaru,alimtafutia mikora na vile aliigia kwake malikua mamugojea.alithunuruo shuma ya mugogo akaanguka shini frat! akawekereo igine ya kahasho akaona hii mijamaa haishezi akajifanya amekufa.
Mumbi bibi yake ta imagini anasema goga kishwa umarise.ndipo Kaniaru aliamuka na akashika jamaa akauma mkono karibu atoe nyama na akashomoka akafugua mrago na akaigia katikati ya mifefe mbio" we all laugh" alienda kwa shifu kurudi na maaskari mumbi na mikora walikua wamefagia duka na nyuba yote.“the one with brown teeth interrupts sasa wewe unasema Kaniaru unaona Ndirangu aliamka usiku kii Mugu Mugu akapata Waithera bibi yake ameshika kisu anataka kumuduga ta imagini bibi wamekaa miaka biri na yeye!.alitoka pore pore kama mtu anaeda shoo akakuja kwagu akarara kwa kiti asubuhi aliniabia amerudi kwao nyere kwa mama yake,ati hawakuwa wamekosana na hawakua na shida,jamaa ageumeria ivo tu.” the next one speaks "sasa na karis? si wameeda maternity jana,mtoto ametokea mweusi kama sudaneese na wote ni weupe.Karis anenda mpaka kuuriza dagetare kama wamebadirisa mtoto wake na kwa bahati mbaya hakuna mtoto alikua amesalio hio usiku.Imagine aliwasha bibi yake huko thifitare na akamuabia asirudi kwake."the next one the storie were going in the order they were seated on my skeleton sofa, had been quiet all along and had not bee laughing as hard as the others speaks "imagine Caro ameeda.nimerudi kwagu napata hakuna kitu.amefagia mpaka socks zagu mzee.jana alininyima usiku na kwa kukasirika nikashapa makofi nikii wee sii ni zagu.Asubuhi sikuogereshwo nikafikiria aah kataturia wooi sasa kameeda na mama yake turikosana hawesi shika thimo yagu.they all sympathaise with the ninja.am bored now and ask them what it is they wanted ant the biggest one who had not sai a word but kept shifting his eyes around the room looks straight at me and without flinching says muzee tumekujia vitu zako.
I actually think he is kidding the fuck! i had welcomed them .they had drank my tea with bread and the ninjas wanted to rob me? but they ain’t i watch as they each decide what to carry iam both shocked and angry but i was outnumbered they did not have any visible weapons but going by their size they could beat me seriously to a pulp,i held my peace
matress ,my 21 brand new tv,car battery that was used to power the tv and the radio,my suitcase on of the nutcases was throwing all my best clad inside. i was left with afew torn and wornout sheet and a pair of old open shoes and just like that they left
Landlord came later and the only thing he had to say id that huku tumezoea wewe shukuru hawajakuguza! islept on the cold floor and left the next morning reportd the matter to my boss and he gave me an advance and a day off.i took a mat to town and i found my self at the railway station in town. i climbed the stairs that connected the Cbd with Landi mawe and stood on that bridge for hours wondering what to do and where to go.Icould not go bact there and i could not go to Ngong my brother’s place i went to the bust stage and boarded a number 56 mat 'it was the cheapest as the greeks say karima ngagua.
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I think it is the society that tolerates such nonsense. Ilikuwa siku za makiao extortions ama?
HOIHOIHOIHOI Hii story…slices tu. Tutapewa mpaka loaf iishe
deep inside huko such cases are still common am afraid you report them and they come for you
Okay haiya, slice ya mwisho ile ngumu itakuwa mbomb
Then that’s no way to live. I believe mmoja mmoja akidisappear vile walifanyiwa after PEV, then wataingiza njeve.
uko kunataka ma undercover pia wamalize hawa washenzi na uki resist wewe kwisha,any outsider is given time to settle and they let you buy household goods and upgrade and when you think you are safe wankwuom. Huko the houses are cheap and the environment heavenly if you admire beautiful scenery but as long as you are an outsider even if you live for ten years there they will come for you
Waah #uthirutings
Kumbe this was a continuation of the other story? Si ungenishtua mapema bana. In all, nice narration. Tafadhali weka paragraphs kabla waamke.
Would nyumba kumi work?
it was and still continues.thanks for following much respect,hizi paragraghs zasahaulika every time,the reason is when i start typing the story flows and i type like a maniac from start to finish,the occurences are still fresh on my mind but i will change that
i doubt it would be of much help the locals there know who steals by ngeta those who break into homes and those who harass mpesa and shop owners and some are even their children high on Kushungpeng! So no one reports and the thieving continues,good thing is that they are petty and steal household stuff but they can kill on provocation
Locals abet it. Ingekuwa kama Kisii, wezi huchomewa mpaka nyumba to ensure you don’t live in that society anymore.
street justice all the way and that is why to date i respect ghettos,people are one even though they are of different tribes.mwizi huchomwa hapo hapo
You can write uwache story iflow kama mwendaa. Lakini before ku-post una-paragraph. Hekaya iko!
Uthiru kulikuja OCS fulani hapo Kabete a few years back akawamalisa kweli kweli… lakini alipewa transfer. Sijui kama wezi wamerejelea mambo yao ya zamani?
hapo sawa,niliacha kukiwa moto ya kuotea mbali.i will work on the paragraphs on the next one
Kupigwa Koto roho safi…
this is Gold… :D:D:D
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