Uthamakistan Loses Two Financiers, But Isorait, Isokei

Yesterday was a bad day for Uthamakistani with the deaths of Margaret Kenyatta and Githae Kiereini.

I truly admired Margaret, who was humble and down-to-earth like her younger bro, H.E.

What struck me was that Githae went to a school in the UK for A-levels where the basic fee PER TERM was Sh1.5 mirrions at current exchange rates.

Mimi I did my A-levels nikikula murram iko na dudu na uji baridi, after showering with cold water in July somewhere in the Bush.

Isorait, isokei.

Anyway, RIP to both.

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May they RIP. kapenshon kabambe agemate

MTRIP.

Magereti Kenyatta alikuwa mzee zaidi ya mama wa kambo ?

Kireini huyo ndio mwenye Logonot Place.

Momo shikamoo?uhali gani?

Must have been very humble not many golfers have friendly banter with their caddies!

Teren Teren :D:D

Rong rive gathee.

Poa sana

Too early kupiga billionaire mwenzangu sweep namna hii. Na bado hajarecover kunyang’anywa 200 bob pale petrol station.

Ngai!! @jimmy_m alikula kuku yako?

Chisos! Hakuna huruma?

Wueeh…
Hii sweep ni ya kilo.

10 - 0. :D:D:D:D:D:D

Lakini kusema ukweli hiyo sweep imenichangamsha asubuhi

Nimepoteza sauti sasa officially :eek::eek::eek::eek: Savagery level 300000 and four hundred birrions.

Kama tungekua nchi ya ku-appreciate wit huyu jamaa na hiyo sweep angejipatia invitations to every talkshow in town.

Kali sana.

:D:D:D I swear I didn’t see this coming especially on a thread like this. Waa sweep kali sana
On a serious note all Kenyatta era mbirioneas are in my prayers, the way they are losing their sons (not daughters) is shocking

Niggas die, bitches die, everybody dies!