Utajitetea ukiwa pande gani?

Forrowing crosely…

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sasa miss fine? Are you the finest one I know?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_4ca8jthAs

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Umm, not so sure about that.

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oki

Mtu huambia wife… "Leo nilisema nitakua nakufweka nikiwa na protection, of late it’s like am getting a vibe kama siku trust and unajua huko inje kuna Ukimwi "…inaitwa deflection msee

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Classic!

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mimi kuna mzoga ilikuja kejani

nikasafisha rungu vizuri na nikajiwekelea

nyangau ikachukuwa simu yangu ikaenda my what-app

niliamshwa 4am

swali ya kwanza niliulizwa na kunguru

who is Husna?

apo na ma usingizi naona kama na ota

akauliza Tena who is Husna?

nikasema husna sijui mtu kama uyo

akakuwa aggressive na mimi na apo sasa ndio alikosea

kunidunga forehead na kidole

akakula slap mbili

hii upuzi musituleteee :mad::mad:

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So, who is Husna? :D:D

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:D:D

Brathe kwani lazima uruke line mbili after every sentence?

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okwonkwo ukilamba mellons lazima ulambe nipple zote mbili

unrelated but wacha upuzi

ni xmas holiday leo sparta anakunywa white cup mambo ya whisky ni january tukisota

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Ulimea nipples? Wacha niite @uwesmake akuje akunyonye.

nimeland wadau

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Nanusia hekaya ya Husna

:smiley:

That won’t work. Women are not that naive. Afaa you say it was a free sample of a new test brand at the supermarket.

new na saa iyo ni TRUST CONDOM

TRUST CONDOM plus. With improved spermicide formulation. After all, she didn’t memorize the wrapper.

halafu zipatwe mbili ushatumia moja