Usipelekee Watu Bad Mannners za Kwako

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https://twitter.com/georgediano/status/1693314985928089647?s=20

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Another reason why i keep baseball bats in the bmdabrios.First reason ni kugonga gonga matatu when they try to bully my bmdabrios off the road.The other reason ni kugonga wasungu na wahindi kama hawa.Juzi nimeenda kupick wife jkia.International arrivals ni terminal 1e.Arrived late kidogo,wife calls tells me hakuna haja kutafta parking kule mbali side ya terminal 1a.Akanishow kuna space naeza weka gari kiasi tukiweka mizigo spidi spidi.Nikaenda mbio kufika napata mwanamke mhindi who was in the same flight na wife yuko on phone while standing on the parking spot.Nikimhutia amekataa ku move.Ati she is reserving the space for whoever is coming to pick her.Ilibidi nimskume mossmoss na bumper hadi akatoka.Parked the car and showed the porter where to place the bags.As am entering the car,kumbe hubby wake ashafika ameanza ku hoot while blocking the side of the road.Akatoa kichwa nje ya gari akidai ‘that was my parking you fool’.Ilibidi nitoe baseball bat nikaenda kumuuliza kama anajua kwanini sachin tendulkar was famous kwa circles za cricket.Kufika hapo kando akafunga dirisha.Nikaigonga gonga karibu ivunjike nikimshow atoke nje akakataa kutoka.Ilibidi niite mse wa uber aingie kwa hio parking from the front side as i was reversing ndio hio muindi imee akili.As i was reversing nilikua naskia akiita karao wa traffic but the cop wasnt bothered.Nikitoka niliacha mse wa uber ameingia kwa parking na muindi anazunguka tena ndio atafte parking ndio asirambwe 2k na karao juu ya obstruction.Usikubali ku take bullshit kwenu buana.

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I hate it when i see low IQ Kenyans hate on their fellow countrymen coz of white trash…mi I don’t take bull from anyone one thing that makes me thrive kwa waarabu fellow Kenyans wakiwalamba matako

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Mwanaume uko na 2 fists and you can’t use them. Meffi simp

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Huyo muhindi angetoka na gun hio kiburi yako ingekatwa.

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I would rather die on my feet buana.I dont take bullsheet hata kama uko na bazooka.Wee endelea kukuwa timid mosmos bila kujali kiburi yangu.

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Agwas hizi hekaya zako uwanga B.A lakini unatuongezeanga chumvi gunia mzima

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Hii ni true story karibu ning’oe muindi meno na baseball bat.Agwambo ni badnews kuliko rambo.

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ata kathermal ka baseball bat hakuna. Ama hii ndio unaita baseball bat

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Baseball bat ama bakora.

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Ati gun? That’s why he can call you whatever he wants?..unaogopa jungu au Bhai coz of a gun? Jeez such a coward. We deal with them hapo hapo. Ni Kenya banae, stop watching movies and live in the reality

Huyu angeraise hao watoto to know the uses of a trash bin hii mambo haingekuwa.

Monkeys thrive in a litter filled environment.

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I know the owner of this hotel, he is a total asshole but he keeps the place running like clockwork. This is one of the few places you can visit in Naks and be assured of 5-star food and drinks. Tourists will check in ata saa nane ya usiku and enjoy a very nice onboarding process. Sometimes it takes a firm hand to make sure bonobos don’t turn your premises into a latrine.

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The man was right, imagine if all kids are allowed to litter aimless in such a top-tier premises, then what would happen after a year? Hio nguvu ungetumia kupiga uyo mzungu and land you in jail could be better used instilling some discipline into your bonobo brats

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hii ni ukweli kabisa! Bonobos love littering na ukichunguza vizuri they pick the habit from their parents. Sasa huyo jamaa will now be very very careful about the example he sets for his kids

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Bonobos when they actually have to work for their pay, and there are no deals: This guy is a total asshole

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I say that in the sense that he has very little or no empathy, I once checked in there but somehow for some reason my reservation was not reflecting on their end even though nilikua nimelipa. I showed him the MPESA confirmation as proof and he gave the IT support guys a good dress down mbele yangu ni kama walikua watoto. I’m sure they will remember that day for the rest of their careers. Otherwise, that place is a little paradise on earth. Very very clean for 8K per night on half-board with unlimited local drinks.

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never tolerate lazy bones. Bonobos hate having to earn their pay. Hiyo kuregarega ndivyo biashara mingi huanguka. In Kenya you have to micronmanage crimimals dressed in disguise as workers. Ukiwafanyisha kazi umawalipa wanaanza kukuanika.

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It’s the truth in real life most people who are good in their line of biz are actually grade 1 assholes

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my point proven