Using car to get pussy expensive

ad truth by Car dealer based in Mombasa

NAIROBI MEN will surprise you with their moves,
So there are these guys in Nairobi who bring women to Mombasa. Let me tell you, Usually they are guys who have been chasing after these women without success(HITTING).

Nimeona mengi kweli. A guy calls the showroom

To ask for the price of a given car! Jamaa anataka kusurprise huyo dem with a brand new Axella. After that Jamaa anakuambia sasa bro “ Nataka Tupange Kazi” These calls are very many usually on Thursdays or Fridays towards end of the week! He says he has wants to pretend

and pose as a buyer on the material day usually on a Friday. The guy says he will come with the lady to the showroom and identify the car we have talked about, yieng’ lazima atatiii. Madem wa Nairobi get too excited wakiskia wanapelekwa Mombasa. So the chaser convinces

the catch (yieng’) for a surprise Mombasa visit and of course he has mentioned that he has negotiated for a car in the showroom for her! “Dem wa MTU is willing to risk it all for a brand new car! The deal is planned, on the material day when the guy comes in the showroom.

I walk them around with the madam in the showroom and they settle on the car. Jamaa wa Nairobi analipa 30k in cash to me, says we have just arrived and we are very tired we need to relax we finish the transaction tomorrow, yieng’ ako zile za Ghaiii you were serious Kimani??

The Nairobi guy walks out comfortably with the madam and takes an Uber to NYALI . They have gone to enjoy life by the beach . Kimani calls me and says bro send me 20k in my M-PESA Baki na 10k za macho.
Hakuna gari itanunuliwa hapa, na ni Kweli Pwagu hupata pwaguzi day 2

Next day pale jamaa anakuja achukue proforma invoice aende bank! Dem bado ako tu hapo, jamaa anaenda hadi bank , kurudi showroom eti I have done RTGS and the money will reflect tomorrow. Day 2 ya Mazishi! Kumbe Kimani ako na ticket ya NDEGE, Sasa on Sunday.

Kimani anakuja, leaves the lady in the showroom and says “I HAVE AN EMERGENCY” I have to be in Nairobi in the afternoon.

The lady has to wait for the money to reflect to collect the car !! Mpaka wa Leo RTGS haijareflect!

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Hahaha siwesi waste 10k kwa showroom juu ya upuss kama hii

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Too much work for puci…cant and wont waste that kind of money, energy and time for pucii

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game ni rough

But it makes sense with these super hot IG bimbos
Remember ukimshow unamnunulia gari hutalipishwa pussy infact those legs will be opened wide open for you hadi uone maini

Most hotels offer bed and breakfast as a couple so kwa food hakuna hasara

Maybe tu fare ya sgr ama flight plus the 10K ya showroom I’d say it’s a fair game

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Hii ni ile unafanyia dem amekumbua sana na unataka kuingia Suguta Valley

Na imagine @MTINGIZA_KITANDA akisema hivi kama ameinua kamguu juu like the fag he is akichezwa na jaruo @Agwambo

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Hii yote ni vako tu…

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Hii kazi yote na kinuthia apate kuma inanuka Tuna na ni mtaro…expenses inakuwa on tickets, sales man, hotel, foods and drinks just to hit it two days

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Hivo ndio unapanulianga @Thirimaii ?

very stupid man…too much work for too little

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Jumping through hoops for the coochie is a simp move, na umeWaste time