Ukijaribu kuflirt na dems alafu yeye kazi yake ni kukwambia atakuchemsha, akukarange kwa frying pan alafu akukule ndio unyamaze…
anajaribu kumaanisha amekuseti friendzone level gani?
Hiyo ni ile level anakuona uko na umama mob… ndio maana anataka muingie jikoni pamoja…
Nikiwa kijana mchanga hapo enzi za kale kunadem kama huyo nilikuwa natongoza…at first yeye alikuwa akijipa lakini mimi na maufala zangu sishikanishi…then siku moja akanialika kwao…hapo maboys wakanishow hiyo opportunity isinipite hivyo.
. dem akaniambia ninunue unga ya ngano na mafuta on my way…hapa nikajua naenda kula chapo niteremshe na kuma…
Kufika akanishow tupike chapo kwanza… sasa vile nilikuwa na njaa nikaitikia tu…then akapika kitoeo na kadhalika…alikuwa dem wa pwani so upishi ulikuwa top class…
Kidogo kidogo anaanza kunifungia dish eti nikulie mbele…nikamuuliza is vipi? Akaniambia boyfriend yake mpya ako njiani na akanishukuru kwa usaidizi…
hapo ningekuwa wewe nachukua leso yake na kujinyonga hapo kwa dirisha , sipendi ufala
:D:D:D
I feel you. I once treated a girl so politely, when we slept over at her place I didn’t hit it, don’t know why…alinidharau sana thereafter, kaniambia amepata mwingine…
Uwesmake tusaidie hawa watu aje?
Hawswezi saidika, kama hawajui mwanaume Ni kujaribu Na kujiamini
kama ya adam and eve pale garden,wakiwa ndethe solo but hakuna ngwati…so they say:D:D:D:D:D
Amekurusha friendzone na akaweka fence ya mawe. Nothing can save you, not even a miracle.
You remind me of a chick who offered Her goods to me. I was nice and slow. I believed we both had shared a nice moment. Then a week later one of Her friends whom we where close asked me jokingly How come I can’t hit the goods well and hard. On follow up I realized the bitch had confided in Her.
Told Her to touch base with Her after a week. Went back and requested for round 2. The pace was fast with controlled roughness. The bitch came alive. Over and over I went so deep that I could feel Her copper coil wires,/Strings as they carress my head. She even confessed that if I don’t mind we can have FWB relationship.
Later Her confidant updated that I am a savage. I nearly killed Her. She had blood spots for a day after the match. That was that last match with Her though.
Three months ago we bumped in the streets after over seven years. She was all touchy with a knowing smile. Deep down I knew am still a bench mark against which all other contestants are compared, and none has been deemed worthy.
Toothpick detected .
Si wanaume tunapenda kujichocha!
nitakuambia tena na tena; wachana na wanawake
Mimi dem ya bests yangu I met her at a club so kushow she just came clubbing tu no hankypanky (I doubted), she joined me. Kidogo she feels sleepy anataka kuenda. I had booked a room to slay a queen so nikampeleka kwa room alale nikarudi club. My mission aborted, I drunk myself schupit then crawled to the room nakujiwekelea kwa bed next to her but juu ya blanket na jeans and every godamn piece of cloth on me (so ni dem ya bests, heshima idumu as per bro code). Next morning dem amecatch habongi. After much prodding she says “We we mwanaume aina gani Ama unataka dem anakaa aje?”
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try resending
ni gif ya mtu akibomoa closet.
opera mini gang ameshindwa kuingia giphy
i’m trying to save a soul…nothing gay